Emily and Ky are experiencing the worst technical difficulties, but do you think they'll give up on delivering an episode to their loyal listeners? Absolutely not, and sound quality be damned! Get ready for The Pagemaster, a combination live-action/animation frame work story about being a little scaredy-cat, and then reading some books. You won't want to miss Emily flexing that English degree, and forgetting who wrote Moby Dick, Ky questioning the literary canon (someone has to!), or the fun new name game sweeping the nation: how many ways can you say Macauley Culkin?? There are mysteries within the world of literature, like, how is he such a nerd who knows all these statistics but he doesn't read books? Why is 'adventure' defined as sea-faring naratives? For that matter, why is the Adventure book so horny? And, perhaps most importantly, why is Christopher Lloyd gaslighting this child? Tune in, and be patient with our internet issues. It's worth it!