Why did it take nearly two whole seasons to get to this very special, near and dear to Emily’s heart? No one can know. There’s just a lot of weirdness in the universe. Also you should stop right now and go watch this movie with zero context before listening because Emily and Ky are spoiling absolutely everything. Not just the movie: also the truth about artificial gravity, the fourth dimension, and nearly the address of where they work. If there’s aliens involved, you know they gotta go to the space corner! You can also learn how directions work in Venice, and get a sneak preview of Emily and Ky’s new children’s book.

Michael and Nell of Secret Formula NY are still with Emily and Ky this week for part 2 of their progressively less hinged discussion of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show! They try the Mario dance, they talk more about the plot…but mostly they consider the logistics of humanoid fairy sex. And octopus sex of course. Tune in for their first ever porn fact check! Buckle up and don’t forget to switch to the maintenance level of drinking!

Join Emily, Ky, and special guests Michael and Nel of Secret Formula to discuss a very, very weird cartoon, and their amazing event, Spoons, Toons, and Booze! Pour yourself a bowl of cereal, brush off your video game knowledge, and prepare to take a hard left into wrestling lore, and marine biology! Is his name Link Zelda? Why is everyone in this cartoon so horny? Did all our childhood favorites only have 65 episodes? How drunk are we?? We got real live cartoon experts, so there’s only one fact check…wait for it…

Join Emily and Ky on a ride that’s even wilder than usual as they compare, contrast, consider, and critique two ear worms, both alike in dignity. Are blue and green opposites? Does this song take place in the ocean? How should one approach a night out? What’s Emily’s favorite takeout salad? We got all your answers, and zero fact checks!

Today Emily and Ky discuss a short film about a secret Brooklyn neighborhood, rich in history, lore, culture, and colorful characters. They also discuss mutual aid, what it means to build community, comparative religion, how cool therapy is, and Ky’s unfortunate texture aversions. But first, they gotta shout out Hank Sinatra Jr, who left them a review on Apple Podcasts! You could do that, too!

Join Emily and Ky recording (a)live and in person in the Wine Weed Weird recording studio…also known as a closet. At a place they work at sometimes. Look, it’s fine. Just like Red and his nephew sit around a camp fire on logs, playing folk tunes, Emily and Ky sit around Emily’s iPhone on rolled up yoga mats sharing their genius insights with you! Do they explain what the show is about? Well…they try! And then they talk about other things, too! Can a titty be sharp? Was Ky bullied as a child? What’s a ship of Theseus?? Do we have an episode called that already? You can’t know. Just keep your stick on the ice, eh?

It’s been a while since we’ve covered a (non-Christmas) song here at Wine Weed Weird headquarters, but it feels like this seminal classic was a long time coming! Turns out, there’s a lot to say about “Peaches”! Is it about sex? Probably, but we’re unclear on how, just like the singer seems to be unclear on the nature of peaches. Emily and Ky also touch on the issue of the enclosure of the commons, the development of technology in their lifetimes, unfortunate makeup trends, and fan-favorite topic: the horrors of space! Love the pod? Share it with at least nine of your friends! And give us a quarter!

Are you ready to be accidentally possessed and/or transported to another dimension? Well it’s too late because Emily and Ky are already there! Get ready to hang out with a creepy kid who loves to sing, dance, pretend, kaaaaaaazoo, and gaslight you about how you know his name when you never said it! It’s a creepy activity video for children from the 80s, so of course Emily and Ky are going to eviscerate it! You won’t want to miss our discussions of restaurant marketing, or Emily’s physics corner! Join your special friends, and keep pretending!

Emily and Ky are back with special guest from our ASMR episode, BP to discuss a weird movie from Ky’s childhood! It’s about rocks. Get ready to learn about the types of rocks, what they’re made of, appropriate beach wear, and, space! Turns out, it’s dire! Or is it? Do we still have these songs stuck in our heads? Yes. Yes, we do.

But it’s also about Mary Poppins! And Sid Vicious! And the dangers of biting off more than you can chew! And the power of believing in yourself! And of course, old men doing Jack shit and then taking all the credit for something accomplished by a woman! Emily and Ky are back for part two with special guest J- P-, and while they do get through the plot, it’s not without some lively debate. When was the moon walk invented? Would they let Angela Lansbury out of her librarian clothes? Was it important that the town thought the old men actually did something? Are you only allowed to join the British army once you turn 65? What lengths will Dr. Major Sid Phyllis Banks Creeper go to avoid fatherhood? Why will no one listen to Paul? Why is Emily the only one who can remember anyone’s names, and why doesn’t this skill extend to real people?? Our heroes got too high. They can barely wheel google, do no one can know, but at least they’re having a good time!