Wine, Weed, Weird!

We admit it. Sometimes we phone it in. Sometimes Emily and Ky choose a super chill, silly little low-hanging fruit topic. And then they end up talking about…well…you’d better just tune in. Are cannibals born, or made? Is there some kind of hotline you can call? Why the fuck does Emily’s smoke detector keep going off? We pack a lot into a half an hour.

Emily and Ky are back with continuity issues, and tooth trauma to tackle the TikTok trends of the future! And also talk about birds! And you know how much they love birds. You won’t want to miss this episode. It’s everything that makes Wine, Weed, Weird! great!

Emily and Ky are back for the New Year, and they are giving MORE in 2020-WHORE! Did they miss a week? Yes, they did. The second week ever missed in Wine, Weed, Weird! History! Speaking of which, does anyone know how to re-release an old episode? No one at Wine, Weed, Weird! Headquarters currently does. Anyway, don’t sweat it. Emily and Ky are still in the holiday spirit, and they have loads to discuss: Toy fads! Do they still exist? Conversion! Is it acceptable to de-convert? Computer animation in the 90’s! The penguins are weird, but are they cute? Ethics! Is encouraging anti-social behavior and selling a recklessly dangerous toy tantamount to murdering children? All this and more packed into this shorty!

If there was a podcast award for the most false advertising in an episode title, we’d win hands down. We’re back a day late but never a dollar short with Kevin’s complicated backstory as told to a five-year-old, the most convoluted way of solving a non-existent problem anyone’s ever heard of, and an unknown he/him party bringing smiles everywhere he goes. Listen while you wrap gifts! It’ll be fun! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from our litty titty hearts to yours.

Listen. Sometimes an episode comes along where Emily and Ky are especially incoherent. Where they’re laughing so hard they choke on their own wretched spittle. Is it really possible anyone greenlit a script this unhinged? Maybe…if you truly believe in Christmas miracles. Meet Santa, who is a giver not a taker, and also stressed, a family of irresponsible dog owners and dj wanna-be’s, a 300-year-old chef child, a snowman who does not matter, and of course, the #1 hottest Swedish super model/actress. This Christmas, nothing matters except believing. Literally. Nothing. Except maybe stealing pens. It’s a two-parter.

Let’s just get into it. What’s up with Tiny Tim? Why was he so excited about the goose? Is the Goose song going to be his first rap single? And did his dad get over that whole thing pretty fast or what? But more importantly! Why is the Ghost of Christmas Present so charming? Why are Emily and Ky’s cats so cute? What’s even the point of creepy trash bag ghost if Scrooge is already convinced? You’ve got questions, we’ve got…more questions! Merry Christmas!!!

It’s in the singing of the street corner choir! It’s going home and getting warm by the fire! Love is not gone when the Muppets invade the ultimate in Christmas Classics: A Christmas Carol! Emily and Ky are delighted to ring in this year’s holiday season with a creepy Christmas tale that they have lots of questions about. Who the fuck designed the ghost of Christmas past character? Did Scrooge know he was a dick? What would you do if a bell started ringing by itself in your house? Seriously, why is this movie creepy as hell? If your only punishment is wearing chains, can’t you just sit down? What is the distribution system for the Christmas ghosts? Quell surprise: it’s a two-parter! Tune in next week for more!

Gobble, Gobble, folks! Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Wine, Weed, Weird Productions! Joining our family this year is…Ludacris!!!!! (Yeah…yeah…yeah…) Emily and Ky got the scoop on snotty teen daughter, merry younger son, bitter vegan aunt, strange noises in the woods, and the Rootin’ Tootin’, Hootin’ and Hollerin’, Horny Hoodoo Doodoo! Give it a listen!

You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern values, and what makes a great sandwich. Don’t miss it!

Emily, Ky, Nate, and Tyler are back this week to talk about their fav Animorphs book (Ky’s is the first one), why Ax’s human morph is strangely attractive (we’re all a bit narcissistic), and Marco’s sexuality (bi). We also dip into how Scholastic is letting us down, what animal we’d morph first, and a lot of nonsense. And porn. Of course, porn. Happy Friends and Family month!