Emily and Ky are waxing nostalgic about their overnight camp days! Girl Scout camp, and Jesus camp shenanigans, and of course, those amazing camp songs! Why did people die in so many of Emily’s? Why do none of these songs make sense? Is it time for a whole new generation of songs based entirely around “Icecream Paint Job”? Yes, obviously. They’re also sharing an exclusive first look at those top patreon tiers! Remember, no one will be mad if you steal your friends’ phones and Venmo us!

Emily and Ky have more to say about how utterly bizarre it is to care more about an old document than a human life, how museums are full of stolen shit, and how the nerdy guy is better than the arrogant jerk every fucking time. This movie is wild. Anyway, abolish prisons.

Apparently Emily and Ky have never done National Treasure because Ky finds Nicholas Cage’s face to be annoying. Or maybe it’s his hair?? Anyway, your favorite imbibers have a lot to say about fetishizing historical objects, the banality of nationalism, Nicholas Cage’s acting skills, and that time in 2005 Emily and her brother committed their own heist. It’s a two-parter, so come back next week!

Emily is recording (a)live from a Republican fundraiser (family is weird, ok?) where she managed to punch no one in the face, and talk about class consciousness with her sister’s co-workers, so if she seems a little extra punchy this episode…don’t say anything. They’re talking about an alarmingly steep hill, an eight pound wheel of cheese, balancing risk and reward, the pros and cons of tradition, and the lengths we’ll go to celebrate a sister’s birthday. Send us your cheese chasing videos!

Emily and Ky are multitasking, remixing, and theraphizing in this week’s episode. Get ready for all your favorites: Emily failing to censor Ky’s identity, Ky and Emily gossiping about work, no one knowing who actors are, and more! This movie is comedy gold, and this movie on Wine, Weed, Weird is comedy gold squared!

It’s always time for dinosaurs, even when there is no time, because it’s the land before time! Or the land before space? The sun goes ‘wa-wa’?? Something like that…join Emily and Ky (or Jy) as they point our historical inaccuracies, call out prejudice where they see it, and try to figure out what the fuck us going on topographically in this classic film.

It’s time for a song! Mostly because Emily and Ky forgot they needed to record an episode until it was too late to watch anything. But hey, it’s perfect timing for a thematically appropriate summer playlist banger! Especially now that we can breathe the air outside again! Of course, they don’t actually talk about the song that much. High school is a wild time when you have religious/conservative parents, and sometimes you just gotta process. Whether you’re cream on the inside or cream on the outside, you’ll love this delightful episode recorded in Wine Weed Weird studios! Which is a closet. Where Emily and Ky work. Did you know a 24 oz white claw is only $5??

Emily and Ky continue to watch old vhs tapes and be unhinged. This is a classic Emily watched way too many times when she was six and it’s probably why she loves drugs. Come along as they describe all five different times this movie could have ended, confess to wanting to sleep in beards, eat nachos for hot hoes, and consider sustainable alternatives to condoms. Listen, it’s a long movie, but the colors are beautiful!

Join Emily, Ky, and their chill balls for a conversation that’s 25% koala-based puns and butler speculation. They’re dabbling in reality tv and sprinkle sprankling fact checks, general confusion, and shroom-based empathy as they tackle a show that’s so fucked up, they couldn’t even air the whole thing!!! It’s a can’t-miss, and a Wine Weed Weird first! You ever hear of goof balling..?

Emily and Ky are hearkening back to a crazy podcast day to bring you another installment of Bullysmart! Are you looking for the perfect self defense system to compliment your Fox News warped paranoid worldview? Do you not know how to use a phone? Do you hate watching retired pro athletes blink? Have we got a vhs for you! Emily and Ky break down the techniques, and provide their own suggestions for being street smart and safe! Remember kids, it’s good actually, to live in a community and help each other! But emotions are dangerous.