Wine, Weed, Weird!

Happy Passover to all who celebrate! And there's no Passover like the one at Borris and Minka's where everyone gets locked in the attic! Emily and Ky rank holidays, dig into Christian hegemony, rave about entirely different Passover adaption, The Prince of Egypt, and explain babies to Teddy! I promise they also discuss the Rugrats episode. Look, you wanted more banter, you got it! Tune in next week for a celebration of the other important holiday coming up this weekend...and no, I don't mean Easter!

Emily, Ky, and Ky's favorite shape are back in this episode about a rare Disney short about Alcohol's Best Friend: Smoking! Tune in to learn what you should do if people don't respect you, what a dude ranch is, and the etymology of the word 'dude' (you won't believe it!). We also unpack Ky's childhood trauma, remember a favorite past episode, and consider thrill seeking behavior. We got one complaint about our last episode: that there wasn't enough banter before we dove into the topic. Don't worry. We fixed that issue this week!

Season four is nearly over, and we couldn't let it end without keeping our Promise of Porn!!! Yes, finally, Emily and Ky read you random ameteur internet erotica. But not just any erotica! Alien Erotica! Tentacle Erotica! Choose your own Adventure Erotica!!! Get ready to hear Emily and Ky get uncomfortable, and potentially intrigued reading each other the first thing that pops out to them on a random alien porn fan fic site Ky found! We have no details, we did no preparation, and...this might have been a terrible idea. CW warning for explicit content, CNC, Sub/Slave dynamics, tentacle porn, breeder kinks, gang bangs, etc. etc. etc.

Emily and Ky just wanted to do a silly episode about a silly song. But things got complicated basically right out the gate, and the sharp left turns just kept coming! Tune in for lessons in pronunciation, and cultural appropriation, and a belated birthday gift exchange! It's a short and sweet episode this week as we at Wine, Weed, Weird Headquarters look ahead to the end of season 4, the start of season 5, and maybe, just maybe...a future special announcement!

We're not releasing it on St. Patrick's Day because we were RECORDING it on St. Patrick's Day, ok?? Or should I say, St. Baddie's Day?? St. Pod-trick's Day? All of the above?? Releasing content on the relevant day is soooooo ten minutes ago! Disney should have won some type of aware for weirdness for this one, but we won't be winning any awards for sound quality...Emily started fucking with the volume mid- recording, and the results were...not good, lol. Sorry!!

Emily and Ky are back with a brand new episode for you! Like they usually are! In this important episode, you'll learn about triangles, pillars, the social factors of alcohol and drug use, how alcohol culture has changed in the past ten or twenty years, whether or not Emily is a good citizen, and importantly, what the seventh pillar of good character is! It...won't be a surprise for long time listeners. Hop on board with us! Heads up that Emily's sound quality is a little wack...to be honest I just think she wasn't getting close enough to the mic. Please bare with us!

In our continuing quest to grow and improve...we are being actively thwarted at every turn by people we give money to. It's a tough time for all of us in more ways than one! So why not tune in for this classic episode from season 2 that had us laughing our asses off about possession, which, given our religious trauma, is a tough sell for us! To maximize your experience, get your hands on a kazoo first! Are we panning a video that we are absolutely not the target audience for? Yes. But truly, it deserved it.

What a blessing that in this dark times there are people out there doing weird shit that we can watch! Neural Viz? Who are you? Will you come on the pod and explain your process? In the meantime, Emily and Ky have lots to say about oblique world building, what's wrong with AI, escalator anxiety, and whats wrong with America. Sigh. Anyway, it's a hoot, and it's a week late, so we know you've been anxiously awaiting our nonsense. Enjoy!

Please send help! Words of encouragement! Money! Recommendations for recording/editing software that is $15/month or less that is NOT Podcastle, cupcakes, hugs, the people's revolution, mutual aid...things are rough right now.

Emily and Ky have more to say about parentified children, incompetent parents, exploiting paid support, mystical supportive teachers, parent teacher conferences, math, and overreacting. And! An exciting update on last week's exciting announcement! Donations to buymeacoffee.com/wineweedweird featuring the alligator (crocodile?) emoji will be donated to the Wildlife Conservation Society to support Emily and Ky in walking the Run for the Wild 3k at the Bronx Zoo! They'll be recording a special silly episode for buymeacoffee.com supporters only during their subsequent day at the zoo! Support an important cause, and get special content!! buymeacoffee.com.wineweedweird