You’ve been hearing Emily and Ky drop hints for a few episodes now, and it’s finally time to bravely enter the strangest mis-named Manor of all time! Meet the MILFS and their sons, and get ready for bootleg sex ed, literal and metaphorical dirty laundry, confusing belief systems, concerning relationship dynamics, and classic reality show drama. Emily and Ky consider family abolition, midwestern values, and what makes a great sandwich. Don’t miss it!

Emily, Ky, Nate, and Tyler are back this week to talk about their fav Animorphs book (Ky’s is the first one), why Ax’s human morph is strangely attractive (we’re all a bit narcissistic), and Marco’s sexuality (bi). We also dip into how Scholastic is letting us down, what animal we’d morph first, and a lot of nonsense. And porn. Of course, porn. Happy Friends and Family month!

Emily and Ky are welcoming super special guests, Nate and Tyler, (the Morphy Boys!) from Animorphing Time to talk about The Animorphs: children’s books about an alien invasion, mental illness, and war crimes! It’s a wild time when you try to take a tiny nibble of a high-dose edible. The gang tackles topics both silly and serious, and of course, the tough questions: which brain hole do the yeerks use to enter their host? If your partner could only be a human two hours at a time, and an animal the rest of the time, what animal would they be? Did Ky read the books? Are the andelités Spanish? Tune in next week for part two!

Emily and Ky are firing up the vcr, bringing in some special guests, and getting out the dump cake for the last Spooky Season episode of 2023! Don’t listen if you feel faint at the sight of ketchup! Do listen if you love giant earmuffs and puberty! Is it a day late? Yes, it is. What do you want?? Halloween is our busy season!

Things are heating up at combination Opera House and Torture Chamber! No seriously, two men might die because the phantom made a room super hot. Also there’s a strangler now, so that’s fun! You’ll need your snake arm to survive the second half of this silent horror classic, but not your whits about you because absolutely no one has a plan! Except our leading lady who hates her teacher because he’s ugly: she always plays dead! Emily and Ky have questions, mostly about the torture chamber in the basement. Cue it up (we gave you a time stamp this time), and watch along!

Emily and Ky had so much fun with their Nosferatu watch-along last SpooOOOky Season they just had to do it again! So pull up Phantom of the Opera on YouTube and tell the Google to play so you can listen in as Emily and Ky declare the Paris Opera House under new management, multiple characters extremely high, and the basement very flooded. This classic silent horror film features a gaggle of silly dancers, trap door shenanigans, mysterious figures, a housekeeper who’s not getting paid enough, heavy handed lighting choices, and a dramatic reveal that…honestly kind of holds up. Pour your pumpkin ale in a goblet and buckle up, then tune in next week for the rest of the movie because you know it had to be a two-parter!

SpooOOOky Season is here!!! So let’s watch a Disney Channel Original Movie from the ‘90’s! This episode has all your favorites: philosophical enquiries, your hosts getting hopelessly lost in the weeds! Our Bridge too Far! Irrelevant tangents! Cleveland! Cheese! Plus, our hottest new segment, Emily’s Queer Corner! You know it’s all Spooky all the time for October, so leave us that voice memo or slide into our dm’s on the ig and tell us what kind of cheese you’d be!

Emily and Ky are back with the ultimate Queer Autumn Kick-Off! It’s Over the Garden Wall! Featuring seasonal frog ferries, betrayal, dreamscapes, flashbacks, allegories for Satan, and silly Spanish instructors! Plus, get geared up for SpooOOky Season, starting next week!

Happy Autumn, Cephalopods! It’s either Fall already, or it will be after midnight, so pull out your flannels and order your pumpkin spice! It’s time for the queerest of cool weather and spooky season harbingers, Over the Garden Wall! Emily and Ky are diving right in with every spoiler, so watch it first if you haven’t yet! The way the plot slowly unspools over the course of the series is so good! They’re gushing over every character, plot line, and episode…but only the first five are in this week’s because you know it had to be a two-parter! It’s also a surprise Grand Daddy Wiz episode, because Emily and Ky don’t know who anybody is! They’re tackling the hard hitting questions like, if you were turned into a bird…would you want to be turned back? And, why did that Love in my Tummy song happen? No one can know, least of all the Yummy Dummies!

Emily and Ky are the streets, and they are here with absolutely no warning to talk about a whiny unicorn with regret, a horny butterfly, a little wizard twink, and a tree’s tits. It’s Peter S. Beagle’s modern classic turned 80’s kids trauma fuel, The Last Unicorn! Who is the Red Bull? Was Molly Grue queer? Is innocence something to celebrate? Does Ky need to watch this movie again? Is love worth it? Obviously, no one can know. But you can know which character dies so abruptly that Emily can’t stop laughing about it! “Listen! Listen! Don’t listen to me, listen!”