Wine, Weed, Weird!

Your hosts initially thought it said “the ghosts of bisexual hall”, but somehow, this multi-plot absurdist feminist romp is even better than that! Get ready for our first Spooky Season Ep of 2025 featuring, sideburns that become mustaches, casually murdery aunts, pet name-happy Italian counts, a wise cracking woke kid, and the liberating power of Cosmo magazine! It’s all coming at you courtesy of aper-claws, the official cocktail of Wine, Weed, Weird!, and our live studio (ghost) audience of one!

How much is this episode about stupid sex courses? Well, it would be more if people would stop accosting Emily and Ky when they're clearly deeply involved in an important conversation at the beach! Get ready for giraffes, dogs, whales, horses, more squirting, shocking revelations, advice on moving with cats, sand stress, and more! Sometimes on the beach, what was lost, is found.

You might think Emily and Ky's job is podcasting, but yall would have to really step up in the tipping department to make that dream a reality. Today, their job is Beach! Finally!! A cool two days before Fall officially begins! Emily has been waiting for the perfect moment to share the inanity of the email list she found herself on with Ky, and this moment, a couple beach ritas and fun guys deep, enjoying the sights and sounds of Iconic Coney Island, is that moment. You are not ready.

Join Emily and Ky for a philosophical deep dive on modern love inspired by an incompetent quad. Have you watched Poly Family yet?? As is so often the case, it is representation…but it’s not very good representation. This episode’s a hoot, though!

Join Emily and Ky two summers ago for a Monday Funday beach adventure with shrooms, margaritas, and silliness! It's been a busy week, and they didn't have a chance to record a new ep, and they're both feeling sad about not having been to the beach together yet this season, so we're pulling up a beach time from the archives! If you've been around, you know our Fun-Guy beach eps are some of our favorites for their care-free chaos, and this one is perhaps a perfect example! Have you seen All Dogs Go to Heaven? Don't worry, they barely have, either.

Emily and Ky have only ever covered one historical figure on the podcast, aside from casual references to historical buffoon Benjamin Franklin, because very few historical figures stand up to our exacting standards here at Wine, Weed, Weird of absolute chaos and strangeness. But that changes today! Iron Mike Malloy, the Rasputin of the Bronx, deserves to be held up, and celebrated, for his utter obliviousness, and frankly dumbfounding ability to survive a rather disorganized, but brutal insurance fraud scheme. Pour one out for a real one, friends. Oh yeah, they also try some completely out of pocket gummies.

Disney may be cricket cowards, but they're water wizards! Or at least, they aren't fools when wet, and neither are Emily and Ky! But you won't hear about any of that for a good half hour while Emily and Ky taunt Teddy and consider halloween costumes, weird game shows, childhood silliness, and more. In addition to the basics in water safety, you'll also learn about spats. What more could you possibly want?

Ok, first of all, Emily is bringing Ky all the hottest badly explained tiktok trends, then Ky comes in hot with a revelation Emily just can't believe, then it turns into the most political episode of the pod ever, and the theological hot takes don't stop coming! Are you ready? No, you're not, but get in anyway; it'll be a hoot!

Shark Week is an institution far too long and storied to be covered in one episode, but Emily and Ky picked a few highlights based on titles from this year's lineup, and, well, lets just say they've been scraping the bottom of the barrel over there for years. But don't worry, there's still plenty to talk about sober, and in the streets. Emily and Ky continue to stan sharks, now that they're clear on the usage and history of the term.

Emily and Ky were too busy to record, so we’re trying something new! Here are two segments that were cut at the time, but are pretty funny. What is dating? What is sex?? Should Emily and Ky do a sitcom? What about porn? Giggle with us because life is silly this week, and we’ll be back with a topic next week, Cephelopods!