Wine, Weed, Weird!

Join Emily, Ky, and their grippy flipper frog hands in the streets as they contemplate auto theft, feet bigger than theirs, casual sexism and fatphobia, and the complete lack of security around Bill Gates’ computer. We at Wine, Weed, Weird! don’t want to hear another word about the latest generations getting more stupid. Yall were stupid as hell already. Get on YouTube to take in the world’s first cyber sitcom, then fax yourself some Chinese food and demand justice for Jennifer Aniston with us!

Emily, Ky, and Mike from the Paddywagon are back to judge wishes, hate on Daffy Duck, and consider the meaning of art. They've got a lot of opinions about Loony Tunes, and Mike interviews your hosts about their experience as aerial artists! Enjoy the first ever Wine, Weed, Weird drinking/smoking game: the a hit or a drink every time Emily says Donald instead of Daffy!

Ok, so the ladies of Wine, Weed, Weird, and their guest are meant to be discussing Donald Duck’s Fantastic Island, but between debates about snacks, issues of mistaken Duck identity, and deep discussions on language and cultural appropriation, they didn’t really get to that too much. But don’t fret! They dig in properly in part 2, coming next week! Enjoy this far-reaching conversation with special guest, Mike from Patty’s Pub, and check out his podcast, too! Emily was a guest a few weeks back.

Emily is not prepared to know if this movie is the origination of the expression "smart (phone/house/etc)", so we didn't factcheck it. But it could be! Join us for a film featuring under-utilized robot arms, impossibly decorated cakes, houses that love to jump, and a mysterious hot newspaper lady. Is this Disney Channel Original Movie referencing Ray Bradbury? It's impossible to know, but spoiler alert: we do eventually figure out who the hot newspaper lady is!

Life is full of little problems, and don’t Emily and Ky know it! Well, Disney’s had our backs from way back with these minimally animated, racially incisive, not actually all that helpful inception videos! What, what, what should you do? Tune in for a bop of a theme song, rate the proposed solutions, judge the boy children more harshly than the girl children, and get on the ig, Spotify, or buymeacoffee.com to tell Emily and Ky what you would do! Also don't appropriate black hairstyles in high school. Or pretend you're in a gang.

Emily and Ky are once again wading into the muddy waters of AI because "Ten Drunk Cigarettes" is both a bop that cannot be stopped, and a clarion call for Wine, Weed, Weird values. Is it feminist? Is it the end of the world? Is it rotting our brains? Is murder funny? Yes, ok? Yes, and! Enjoy this shorty, and then go do a girly twirl and listen to the ghost in the machine express both the true meaning of friendship, and the same inane bullshit over and over again!

Is autism in the eye of the beholder? Can you make a puppet wipe your ass? Did an Evanescence song save a planeload of people? How do dog cloning prices work? Do we answer any of these questions? I think you know the answer to that one, Cephalopods. Join Emily and Ky as they attempt to wrap their brains around The Rehearsal, a potentially sociopathic response to life’s little social snafus, and dire issues. Emily and Ky actually stay pretty on topic this time because honestly, how does this show feel so similar and yet to polar opposite to ours?

We've got a real treat for you today, Cephelopods! We're opening Season 5 by looking back at our FIRST EVER episode! And due to a glitch with the old Anchor/Spotify partnership, this episode was never part of our RSS feed, so it was never available to listen to anywhere exept Spotifty! Not anymore, Cephelopods! Emily faced the customer service oracles, and won! You can now scroll back all the way to the episode that started it all anywhere you listen! But you don't have to, because Emily and Ky are taking episode 201 to reflect, remember, giggle, and re-play it for you! That's not all, of course: they also ambush a friend, and try perhaps the weirdest candy of all time. Get prepared for multiple bush references, new takes on old material, the glow-up of the decade, and...general confusion and sound quality issues. Some things never change! Here's to finally making some critical infrastructure investments in season 5!

Emily and Ky have no memory of anything they talked about ever, which makes our seasonal wrap-up episode a fun surprise for everyone! Turns out they covered some good shit, and had some wild times in Season 4! From stoned snack experiments, and re-living childhood trauma to slutty orchids on the beach, and high-speed song contests in a van, there's almost nowhere your hosts didn't bravely go this year. We bought our first microphone, introduced sound effects, and did our first ever re-release episode! But what's next for the pod? A lot! We've got sound quality and back end improvements planned, guests lined up, and we even preview some new topics! Tune in, Cephalopods, and thanks for the memories!

We at Wine Weed Weird Headquarters hope you and yours had a beautiful, joyful 4/20, rife with frantic piano playing, and being in the company of men only if you wanted to. Of course, it was high time (see what we did there?) that we covered this classic propaganda film that Ky didn't know existed. Seriously, she just thought Emily wanted to do a podcast about smoking too much or something. But God bless her, she was down to clown! Tune in for consequence-free car crashes, piano as metaphor for mania, a completely useless FBI, and people smoking quantities of weed that would kill an elephant.