Wine, Weed, Weird!

Lets watch! A Disney Channel Original Movie!!! Or, a Disney Original Channel Movie? Whatever. Emily's family was too poor to have the disney channel. But don't worry; she has no shortage of opinions! In fact, she, Ky, and surprise guest Teddy have so many opinions, and so many stories it is entirely necessary to tell you, that it's a two-parter! Stay tuned to the very end for a super special important announcement! It's been a long time coming, yall, but it's here!!! And no, sorry, it's not the Onlyfans...yet. www.buymeacoffee.com/wineweedweird

We're back on our bullshit sound quality because Podcastle is such a bad podcasting service that even though we're giving them money, it only works some of the time. But fear not! We're switching hopefully before next week! In the meantime, Emily and Ky have a lot to say about silly muppets, high seas hijinx, and Grand Daddy Pirate, Long Tim Curry Silver! Featuring, reddit stories about being left at the altar, previews of future episodes about depression era criminals, and very little information about the plot of book the movie is based on.

Welcome to Wine, Weed, Weird! An Ohio pop culture history podcast! For today, anyway. Emily and Ky are full of fun facts about how this cute little bop of a song got written, recorded, orchestrated for a marching band, then captured the hearts of Ohioans everywhere, and got made official! Emily also has to share with you how delighted she was with her snowy walk, and Ky unravels the mystery of Iowa's state rock song! Ok actually, that mystery is just as deep as ever. Maybe next time! We're also coming at you with a bonus song: Schnappy Schnap(?), The German Christmas(?) Gator! Emily is making this up, but it sure sounds plausible! You CAN'T leave us a voice memo, but you sure can comment on our instagram, and enjoy the dulcet tones of Emily's fancy new microphone!

Are you ready to watch a documentary about competitive endurance tickling? Well, too bad, because that's not what this documentary is about. Are you ready to watch a documentary about tickling fetish content? You're not gonna believe this...well, if you're a loyal listener, of course you are! This documentary goes off the rails more or less immediately, and just continues in that direction until entire metaphorical towns are demolished. In the meantime, Emily and Ky are waiting for the competition to start, cuddling cats, considering what they would do for $1,000, and getting more and more class conscious all the time. Tickled is on Netflix, and yes, you have to see it.

It's 2025, and Emily and Ky are here with an episode with all your favorites: asmr snack crinkles, hot takes, cat cameos, tattoo speculation, and a very special belated Christmas gift! Bugs are weird little guys, and this documentary puts them in the spotlight for once. Experience classic pod fun facts from the bug's perspective, and empathize with old and young ants! Plus, Emily has an important update on character of the pod, Historical Buffoon Benjamin Franklin, and Ky tries a cordial cherry! It's short on sound effects, but high on...well, weed, obviously.

We're not late this week! But we are a little languid. Join Emily and Ky for a very chill New Year's post where they discuss how they spent New Year's Eve, Christmas, where Emily is now, and the only New Years song our hosts know of, "Auld Lang Syne". What does it mean? Where does it come from? What is its number in the folk music index? Wait, is Emily a dj now?? DJ Sloopy in the Hoooouuuuuuse!!!! Along with special guests Faith Hill, Billy Crystal, and Bob Dylan. New Year, new intro, same old Wine, Weed, Weird!

Emily and Ky are tired. That's not why this is late; they recorded it a week ago, but they are tired. The Ho-Ho-Holiday Season is a delightful, but exhausting time, and we are all doing our best. Especially this not-that-old lady who gets kicked out of her dance troupe mid-season and has no choice but to fall in love with a jacked handyman, and write a male stripper show to sae her parent's bar. Do her parents even want her to save the bar?? What happened to the yule log cake?? Wait, they aren't saying eyeballs??? It's a weird movie, but at least Emily's cats are cute!

Emily and Ky are experiencing a blessed Christmas season complete with lights, free shit, a lot of hot chocolate, and a person visit with Santa Claus! Obviously we're sharing all that with you, but we're also here with a true Christmas classic we've somehow not gotten to already: Rudolph! A truly out of pocket stop-motion classic that's definitely weirder than you remember. The intergenerational trauma is hot, the plot is...questionable, and Emily can't stop talking about the Walgreen's toys that got released probably like twenty years ago. Merry Christmas!!!

Emily and Ky are dedicated to bringing you holiday joy, anytime, anywhere. They can do it in a van! They can do it! Yes they can! They can do it near, and far, but especially well right after closing down an open bar! Merry Christmas, Cephelopods! Today we're bringing you a truly unhinged version of a Christmas classic sung by one of the greats! And of course, Emily and Ky's version as well. You're not going to miss the special secret holiday party debrief, and it's crucial that you vote in our first ever host-only Wine, Weed Weird contest, or Emily and Ky will have to go do some type of drugs in some type of shop around the corner. We're all a little fuzzy on the details; just vote, man!

It's finally here! All Christmas content all the time, all month long! And lets be real, also in to January! Emily and Ky are covering what's sure to be the next Christmas classic for your family: Pottersville! What's it about? Just a nice man running a general store in a small town, and his romantic troubles with his wife. That's all. Don't worry about literally anything else. Emily and Ky also discuss cryptids, alien theories, Jaws, and furries, but you don't need to worry about why. Just put this on, and settle in for a simple, and pure hallmark-esque classic.