Are you fucking ready to dance? Emily and Ky are breaking down the mysterious lyrics to a song that makes them go rhu uh uh...or something like that. It's "Pancake" by Jaded, and it's totally about sex, right? Jury's still out, but either way, it's weeeiiird!

Put on your seatbelts! Or, you know, climb into a carriage constructed by a hand coming out of a box? We're taking The Hoober Bloob Highway! Emily and Ky wax existential as they contemplate this weird as hell Dr. Seuss (we think??) answer to the perennial toddler question: Where do babies come from? 

Find it on youtube if you wanna know before you go!

It's our first episode! And we knew exactly what weirdness we wanted to share: "All I Wanna do is Make Love to You" by Heart is an over the top 80's love ballad about being passionately in love with/horny for your partner! Right..? Wrong! Turns out, it's weeeiiird! Let's get into it! You won't want to miss us laughing our asses off at our own jokes, or the premier of our newest segment: Ky's Judging Korner!  Brought to you by York Wine and Spirits! They didn't give us anything; we just thought the guy who sold us our $13 dollar rose was super nice and helpful!