Women Can't Parlay

Women Can't Parlay

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Women Can't Parlay episodes

  • We've Buried the Injury
    Episode Summary - We've Buried the Injury
    We are now on TikTok
    What's your podcast speed?
    The Mississippi Mud Flap has been cut.
    Le'Veon Bell is sorry, but not sorry.
    Tom Brady be trollin.
    Kyler Murray lies.
    The delusion for the Cowboys season is here.
    We may shake up the College Football Playoffs.
    Nick Saban is back.
    Someone let Lamar Odom knock out Aaron Carter.
    Christian Eriksen horrific injury.
    The boys are headed to Omaha.
    How do we feel about dog piles?
    Everyone listen to Patty Gasso.
    The Suns in four.
    The Islanders shock everyone.
    Brooksie declines match up.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Whoopsie Brooksie
    Episode Summary - Whoopsie Brooksie
    The man voice is back.
    It's National BFF Day.
    The Paul/Mayweather fight knocked us all out.
    Could we last in a ring with Ronda Rousey for a milly?
    Julio Jones takes flight to the Titans.
    Aaron Rodgers is a no show at Mini-camp
    Fitz' first day.
    USMNT win over Mexico.
    Odicci Alexander and JMU grab the nations attention.
    We sniff our mics?
    Coach K's retirement tour has commenced with Cascada.
    Did Raney get catfished by JJ Redick?
    Lebron Left
    NHL clears boarder restrictions.
    Jon gets Rahmed in the ass with a DQ at the Memorial Tournament.
    The term 'Brooksie' is triggering DeChambeau.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Shit Has Hit The Fan
    Episode Summary - Shit Has Hit The Fan
    Javier Baez has trick plays.
    Naomi Osaka understands the assignment.
    Aaron Rodgers skips OTA's for a wild Hawaiian vacation.
    Miles Teller gets punched in the face.
    What constitutes a band wagon fan?
    Dallas Mavs blow their lead.
    Can LeLakers survive without AD?
    Fans have been let out of their cages and can't stop throwing shit.
    Hockey Playoffs are still good.
    OT prop is currently lucrative AF in hockey.
    1 hr
  • Crowd Control
    Episode Summary - Crowd Control
    Penalty Box: The Golf Gallery
    Phil Mickelson is a guy's guy.
    ...and the crowd goes WILD at the PGA Championship.
    Brooks vs Bryson: The rivalry we didn't know we needed.
    UNT dominates the Let Them Play Classic
    Santa Clara dominates Florida State as an 11 seed
    Simone Biles CAN and WILL.
    Julio Jones is disputed.
    Trae Young silences Madison Square Garden.
    NHL Playoff OT's continue.
    Connecticut and Louisiana make moves toward sports gambling.
    Nature is healing!
    1 hr 10 min
  • Let Them Fucking Play
    Episode Summary - Let Them Fucking Play
    Jess' Chicago hangover won't end.
    We lost money on Preakness.
    Baffert banned from Belmont.
    What do you call the sidelines of golf?
    The NCAA disrespects women... again.
    The Cowboy's are taking an 'L' on week one.
    Who wants to be Jess' valentines date to the Super Bowl?
    The NBA Playoffs are here.
    Playoff hockey is disappointing no one.
    Jess refuses to place bets.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Fight or Flights
    Episode Summary - Fight or Flights
    Jess is home from the big city.
    Chicago is a gem.
    Don't gamble through Venmo.
    Bob Baffert is a cheater.
    Canelo broke Saunders face.
    Jake Paul played gotcha nose with Mayweather's hat.
    The Tom Wilson saga continues...
    Hot guys in pants.
    Investments in Just Women's Sports made to grow women's sports.
    The WNBA has returned.
    Tim Tebow is now a tight end.
    DK Metcalf does not qualify for the Olympics.
    Arizona continues to grow the gambling space in sports venues.
    Ohio introduces legislation.
    Female gambling personalities get big promotions.
    1 hr 18 min
  • Class Act
    Episode Summary - Class Act
    We have decided to become DJ's.
    Bob Baffert wins the Kentucky Derby... again.
    What is the hardest trophy to win in sports?
    Women's World Hockey Championships set a new date.
    Tyler Seguin returns just in time for the Star's to miss post season.
    The Seattle Kracken crack their way into the NHL.
    Tom Wilson choses violence.
    Is Aaron Rodger's leaving Green Bay for Jeopardy or fatherhood?
    JLo and Ben Affleck are filming Gigli the Sequel.
    The NY Jets drafted Elsa from Frozen.
    San Fran throws us all for a loop with the Trey Lance pick.
    Are the Eagles and Cowboys friends now?
    What is Mac Jones' real name?
    Who let Tim Tebow back into the NFL?
    Draft Superlatives!
    Class Favorite: Najee Harris
    Class Clown: Chris Ballard/John Dorsey
    The Quietest: The 49ers
    Tom Brady threatens us with Julian Edelman.
    Florida joins the sports gambling squad.
    Please continue to troll our bets.
    1 hr 14 min
  • Mock Hard
    Episode Summary - Mock Hard
    WE HIT 5,000 DOWNLOADS... THANK YOU!
    We "survived" Germanfest.
    Get your hats ready, the Kentucky Derby is here.
    The NBA is adding a new element to their playoff structure.
    Tiger Woods can now earn even more money.
    Hopeful we can still figure out a way to stalk Sean Lee.
    NFL number change chaos because KC retires all their numbers.
    Is your mock ready? It's Draft Day.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Everything's Bigger in Texas
    Episode Summary - Everything's Bigger in Texas
    Happy 420 everyone!
    Our hometown Germanfest is this weekend... pray for us.
    Did Ben Askren take a dive?
    Raney likes Jake Paul's pillow shorts.
    Jess likes Ben Askren.
    Alex Smith retires... I'm not crying, you're crying.
    UNT's Hope Trautwein acheives perfection.
    OU gets snubbed... twice.
    Sha'Carri Richardson is fast.
    Great things are happening in the WNBA.
    R.I.P European Super League (4/19/2021-4/20/2021)
    Alabama is aboard the sports gambling train.
    PGA is getting a Scottsdale sportsbook.
    Texas Rangers (MLB) spinzone their defense for Texas sports gambling.
    We talk about Germanfest... again.
    59 min
  • Bush League
    Episode Summary - Bush League
    Time doesn't fly.
    Padres finally got a no hitter.
    Victor Carantini is really good luck.
    Alec Bohm... safe or out?
    Did Michael Conforto take one for the team?
    Zack Greinke breaks a record.
    Arod really wants to own a team.
    Matthew McConaughey getting into the soccer game.
    Sean Miller fired.
    Steph Curry is untouchable.
    WNBA is back!
    Aminat Idrees is a Queen.
    Will Jess be an extra in the upcoming Sean Payton movie?
    Does Julian Edelman belong in the Hall of Fame?
    Matsuyama is the Masters.
    1 hr 3 min

About Women Can't Parlay

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Did you know women are nearly 25% more likely to see a return on their sports betting wager? Join Women Can't Parlay as this stat is put to the test. Hosted by Jess & Raney, two lifelong friends that love sports and want to love (or at least understand) sports betting. Listen in each week as they bring you hilarious content while discussing the latest headlines, giving their monster picks, and are joined by a few degenerate guests. Together, these two create a fun and inviting channel for gamblers of all ranks to enjoy. On this podcast, the drinks will be stiff but the conversation never will be!