Women Can't Parlay

Women Can't Parlay

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Women Can't Parlay episodes

  • An Ode to Bills Mafia
    Episode 13 Summary - An Ode to Bills Mafia
    Our Margaritas are brought to you by Taco Cabana (Not a Sponsor)
    Rams Lose, Ackers can't do it all.
    Justin Tucker was Jinxed
    We are SUPERstitious.
    Lamar Jackson needs help.
    Andy Reid has bigger balls than Stefanski.
    Is Drew Brees our new commentator?
    Drew Brees daughter can smell what The Rock is cooking.
    Doug Pederson is out.
    JJ Watt apologizes to Deshaun Watson.
    We need the details of James Harden's diet regimen.
    Jared Porter is a creep... yeeeaaaahhhhh
    1 hr 8 min
  • Steelers is the Steelers
    Episode 12 - Steelers is the Steelers
    We like air conditioning.
    What do we think is overrated?
    Team USA miraculously beats Canada in World Juniors
    Alabama won the National Championship, duh.
    Turns out, Nick Saban is human.
    Mac Jones has a dad bod.
    Devonta Smith plays half the game, breaks all the records.
    Jess went 0-5-1 this past weekend.
    The Bills give us a scare.
    The NFL forgets what a fumble is.
    Seahawks lose because Pete Carroll wore the wrong pants.
    Taylor Heinicke postpones exam week for the Playoffs.
    The purple gold devil chickens vs the blue red blue flaming IUDs
    Who is interested in a Women Can't Parlay retreat... free booze?
    The Titan's prove Karma is a bitch.
    Mitch Trubisky snags the coveted N.V.P Award
    The Steelers REALLY prove Karma is a bitch.
    Upcoming Division Round Picks.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Philadelphia Eagles Can Lose
    Episode Summary - Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Philadelphia Eagles Can Lose
    We hit 1000 downloads!
    We discuss the time we blacked out at the World Series and met Elvis Andrus
    Tulsa and Mississippi State disrespect all branches of the military.
    Notre Dame cannot win important games.
    Listen to our live reaction when DeVonta Smith wins the Heisman.
    When it comes to targeting calls, we head straight to our most trusted source: Bill Burr
    Fitzpatrick has a lot of kids and no more games this season.
    Kim and Kayne West marriage heads South.
    Moment of silence for the Dallas Cowboy's season.
    The Eagles lose their game on purpose, Giants fans cry.
    We announce the Superlatives of the NFC East.
    Dana White has tricks up his sleeve.
    Alex Smith's wife is badass.
    Everyone go support the Barstool Fund!
    1 hr 14 min
  • Hindsight is 2020
    Episode 10 Summary - Hindsight is 2020
    Hockey is back!
    Coastal Carolina has to cut their mullets.
    Alvin Kamara steals Christmas from the Vikings.
    Fitz vs Tua: The Real Sophie's Choice
    Raiders repeat their late season crash and burn.
    The Browns wide receiver's get Covid. All of them.
    Raney makes a statement regarding Baker Mayfield.
    The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl.
    Haskins has plenty of time for strip clubs now.
    We are Eagles fans this Sunday (if we beat the Giants)
    Zeke is back.
    Bills Mafia pulls a Dave Portnoy move.
    Belichick is not taking calls at this time.
    The real Super Bowl will be the AFC Championship.
    Jess channels Steve Kornaki.
    Week 17 Picks and Playoff Scenarios
    1 hr 15 min
  • Bad Juju
    Episode 9 Summary - Bad Juju
    Joined by Austin Coachman
    Clemson disappoints Notre Dame and us.
    The Aggies get snubbed.
    Northwestern falls short, thanks Trey Sermon
    College Football Playoff Expansion
    Alabama shocks us with a close game.
    Najee Harris breaks all the records. All of them.
    Everyone calm down about Zeke.
    Tony Pollard has a big game.
    The real Andy Dalton is here.
    Kellen Moore gets creative.
    Haskins celebrates loss by breaking Covid protocol.
    Friday Night Lights is underrated, @TimRiggins
    The Patriots will not make the Playoffs. Read that again.
    Brian Flores is a good dude.
    Its a new era in the NFL.
    The Jets win a game at the expense of Trevor Lawrence.
    Drew Brees, too soon?
    Mahomes is good.
    Cam Jordan gets frustrated and ejected.
    "The World's team" loses to the Bengals.
    Juju creates bad juju with TikTok, again.
    Cole Beasley found his place.
    Upcoming Week 16 Picks
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! -NSYNC
    1 hr 1 min
  • Shit Happens
    Episode 8 Summary - Shit Happens
    We are not prepared for the Holidays.
    What's your favorite Christmas song?
    No Penalty box this week, you're welcome.
    Maction: Ball State vs Western Michigan
    How many lateral passes does it take to crush your dreams.
    We incept the term Vannessee.
    Sarah Fuller and the smelling salts.
    Who throws a shoe... honestly? *Austin Power's voice*
    LSU Kicker gets no love.
    Ohio State got special treatment.
    College championship weekend.
    NFL Week 14 Breakdown.
    The Giants and Patriots still suck.
    Bill Belichick has Cam Newton's back.
    Will the Patriots sabotage the Jets 1st round draft pick?
    The Cowboys are back.
    We break down Andy Dalton's marriage.
    JJ Watt's pissed.
    Is Mitch Trubiskey back?
    Jalen Hurts proves Jess right.
    Raney misses Drew Brees.
    The Saints broke several streaks.
    A TikTok helps the Bills beat the Steelers.
    Lamar Jackson shit on the Browns.
    The Browns shit on gamblers.
    Cramps or Poops?
    Brown's QB circle scams Baker Mayfield.
    Mansplaining Minute: Futures
    NFL Week 15 Upcoming Picks.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Conspiracy Theories
    Episode 7 Summary - Conspiracy Theories
    We are stressed to the max.
    Penalty Box: Raney - 2 minutes for mispronunciation.
    Tonight's wine brought to you by Heather McMahan and Whispering Angels
    High School Football player lays referee out.
    Clemson/Notre Dame rematch to claim ACC Championship.
    The Ragin' Cajuns are giving out free points.
    Did Michigan pull the biggest power or pansy move on Ohio State?
    There's some plottin and thottin going on against Dez Bryant.
    Mormons vs Mullets: A half yard line heartbreak.
    Week 13 Recap
    Baker Mayfield proves Raney wrong.
    The Browns may break their 18 year streak of not making the playoffs.
    The Jets remain defeated.
    Giants are the best of the worst.
    We had a Colt McCoy sighting.
    We cannot get a read on the Patriots.
    Why does no one know how to say Patrick Mahomes name correctly?
    The Chiefs don't even need touchdowns.
    The poll has ended, the Steelers have lost.
    Alex Smith wants it.
    Kris Richard is attractive.
    Get the early bird special on Logan Paul/Floyd Mayweather fight.
    Mansplaining Minute: Payouts
    Week 14 Upcoming: We make our Picks
    1 hr 12 min
  • Play Like a Girl
    Episode 6 Summary: Play Like a Girl
    We are psychotic.
    Ghost peppers ruin Thanksgiving.
    Did Jess discover a Covid vaccine?
    Penalty Box: Raney 2 minutes for incorrect limbs.
    Michigan State upsets Northwestern.
    Ole Miss/Mississippi State: The Egg Bowl
    Sarah Fuller is a badass.
    Martie McCoy is also.
    Raney's house is flooding.
    NFL Recap - Week 12
    Cowboys lose the NFC Feast Game.
    People are hatin on Kyler Murray.
    Cam Newton is inconsistent.
    Where did the Browns come from?
    We like Baker Mayfield... commercials.
    WTF Raiders?
    Don't let the Chiefs have the ball last.
    Eagles piss off a lot of gamblers.
    Can Zach Ertz help Carson Wentz?
    Steelers should lose a game if they want to win the Super Bowl.
    TJ Watt is good.
    Covid Football.
    Roger Goodell, nope.
    Nate Robinson died for charity.
    Snoop Dogg unearths a new talent.
    Mansplaining Minute: The Prop Bet
    We make our Week 13 Picks
    1 hr 2 min
  • Female Athlete Spotlight: Martie McCoy
    On this bonus episode, we sit down and talk with Martie McCoy. This all around stand out athlete recently kicked a game winning field goal in the final seconds of the regional final game, taking her and the rest of the Muenster Hornet Football Team on to the Quarterfinals. We discuss her recent successes, her hardships and what she anticipates for her future.
    26 min
  • Blackout Wednesday
    Episode 5 Summary - Blackout Wednesday
    All Time Pick Record 62-45-1
    We were in a Texas Tornado.
    Our condolences to the citizens of Pennsylvania.
    We get 2 blackouts this year because Covid.
    Penalty Box: Jess-2 min for fuckin shit up
    Northwestern with the upset.
    The Scarlet Knights, our latest mascot concern.
    Bedlam was boring.
    Indiana's got a big ole Penix.
    Farmageddon... that's it. That's the sentence.
    BYU swerves on Any Team, Any Time, Any Place.
    Seahawks helmets make no sense.
    We start a movement against Pete Carroll's Pants #PetePants
    Keeping Markus Paul and Family in our thoughts.
    Vander Esch is big boy football.
    Dalvin Cook has a pit crew.
    CeeDee Lamb defies gravity.
    Is that a shoe or a flag?
    Andy Dalton, phew!
    The Jets are out, Duh.
    Joe Burrow has quick tweets.
    How many ribs does it take to injure Drew Brees?
    Sean Payton is a savage.
    Titans/Ravens drama.
    Tua has an off day.
    Mahomes is not a human.
    We had a Jason Witten sighting.
    Mansplaining Minute: The Over/Under Bet
    Week 12 Outlook
    NFC Feast Battle: The Football Team vs Dallas Cowboys
    Chiefs/Bucs - Old Goat vs Baby Goat
    Carson Wentz leading the NFL in a lot of terrible stats.
    The science behind no fans impacting field goals.
    Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones fight - Old Goat vs Old Goat
    Jess doesn't know what a Thanksgiving side is.
    Happy Thanksgiving Parladies!!
    1 hr 1 min

About Women Can't Parlay

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Did you know women are nearly 25% more likely to see a return on their sports betting wager? Join Women Can't Parlay as this stat is put to the test. Hosted by Jess & Raney, two lifelong friends that love sports and want to love (or at least understand) sports betting. Listen in each week as they bring you hilarious content while discussing the latest headlines, giving their monster picks, and are joined by a few degenerate guests. Together, these two create a fun and inviting channel for gamblers of all ranks to enjoy. On this podcast, the drinks will be stiff but the conversation never will be!