Women Can't Parlay

Episode 4 Summary

All time pick record 48-31-1

Dallas Cowboy Count (Even on Bye Week) = 79

Penalty Box - 2 minutes for offending Tech Fans.

Michigan... Yikes.

Cincinnati flexes on East Carolina.

SMU loses to a urological condition.

Did Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark name Tulsa's mascot?

Guest Segment: Collegiate athlete compensation and the newly introduced Name, Image, Likeness ruling with Hassan Farid and Evan Coachman.

Nick Chubb gets lost.

Hail Murray!

We talk about Josh Allen... again.

Miss you Cole Beasley.

The cheeseheads almost curdle to the Jaguars.

Cris Collinsworth... No

Tony Romo, We Are Not Worthy.

COVID... Don't Call It A Comeback.

Fangirl subject of the week, Greg Olsen.

Plane delays do not affect Tom Brady's performance.

The dumpster fire that is the NFC East.

Ravens/Pats play in what we can only assume is a Golden Hurricane.

Mansplaining Minute: What is a spread?

Upcoming Week 11

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Thanksgiving is next week.

Episode 3 Summary – Seattle called… and they want Russell Wilson back.

We are not very professional.

Raney puts herself in the penalty box.

DJ Uiagalelei and Tua Tagovailoa are back and we still cannot pronounce their names or ours.

Another Winning Week: 11/5 - 11/11/2020 Pick Record 14-7-1

All Time Pick Record: 33-20-1

Notre Dame parties like it’s 2003.

COVID-19 is making a comeback.

Jess can’t pick any more Miami Dolphin’s games.

Zach Sieler… He’s All That

Can Bert Kreischer kick an NFL field goal?

We support Kyler Murray.

We may be the only 2 people who don’t crush on Kliff Kingsbury.

Is there anything Josh Allen can’t do?

Tom Brady’s loss etiquette Trumps.

There’s a new Garrett in Dallas!

Zack Martin is important.

Big Ben self-appoints Steelers as the ‘World’s Team’ lol

First guest, our resident Chicago Bears correspondent: Ryne Reynoso

We talk Trubisky vs Foles… again.

We stan Spittin Chiclets.

The Dallas Stars are back.

League Battles: NBA vs NHL vs NFL

Mansplaining Minute: Moneyline Bet

Week 10 Outlook

We only bring up the Dallas Cowboys like 3+ times.

Episode 2 Summary

We suck at this.

Pick Record 19-13-0 Week of 10/29-11/4/2020

Oklahoma State Cowboys play mind games on the Texas Longhorns.

We time travel to 2014 to address the Dez Bryant Catch.

Michigan State upsets Michigan... Harbaugh in the hot seat?

Is Trevor Lawrence a hardo?

D.J. Uiagalelei's dad is a stage parent.

Carson Wentz can't see.

Will Deion Sanders re-sign with the Dallas Cowboys?

Chicago Bears QB love triangle.

Raney volunteers as mercenary for Andrew Siciliano.

Javon Wims quite literally 'throws hands'.

DK Metcalf our pick to win the Olympics.

We bring up the Dallas Cowboys again.

The Dolphins are on one.

Mansplaining Minute: What is a parlay?

Week 9 Upcoming

Seeking to be frenemies with Bills Mafia.

We bring up the Dallas Cowboys... again.

Who the hell are we? Why the hell are we doing this? What the hell are we doing exactly? On this introductory episode, Jess and Raney break down their individual backgrounds as well as how they know each other. Here, they explain the course that led them to their new-found interest in sports betting and why they see the current climate as an opportune time to do so. Episode One details the planned structure on future recordings along with the hilarious content and segments we have in store.

A quick sneak peak into the world of Women Can't Parlay! Did you know women are nearly 25% more likely to see a return on their sports betting wager? Join Women Can't Parlay as this stat is put to the test. Hosted by Jess and Raney, two lifelong friends that love sports and want to love (or at least understand) sports betting. Listen in each week as they bring you hilarious content while discussing the latest headlines, giving their monster picks, and are joined by a few degenerate guests. Together, these two create a fun and inviting channel for gamblers of all ranks to enjoy. On this podcast, the drinks will be stiff but the conversation never will be!

Stay up to date by following on instagram and twitter @womencantparlay.