Women Can't Parlay

Women Can't Parlay

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Women Can't Parlay episodes

  • Par For The Course
    Episode Summary - Par For The Course
    Sorry not sorry for our last episode.
    It's Master's week.
    Baseball is Back!
    Michael Rapaport is unaware of himself.
    Paul Pierce is unemployed.
    Bruce Arians pays his gambling debts.
    and here's your host, Aaron Rodgers.
    Sam Darnold trade.
    How many massage therapist does one person need?!
    Final run down of the women and men's tournaments.
    Roy Williams retires.
    Chris Beard pisses off all of Lubbock.
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    1 hr 4 min
  • Two Drunk Girls
    Episode Summary - Two Drunk Girls
    We are Under the Influence.
    Check out our recommended documentaries.
    Penalty Box - What we got wrong last week in Women vs Men Tourney Treatment
    Did Dwight Howard deserve that ejection?
    Tim Peel fired for hockey make up call.
    March Madness updates from both bubbles.
    Check in on our all female capper tournament standings.
    49 min
  • Climate Change
    Episode Summary - Climate Change
    We are super hungover... baby showers.
    We talk about fears.
    Thank you 'Jump the Sharp' Podcast!
    Lebron is hurt.
    Deshaun Watson has more than just trade rumors.
    Juju turns down money.
    Mitchell Trubisky, Buffalo Bills QB2
    NFL is wheelin and dealin
    The NCAA exposes themselves, takes no accountability. SHOCKER.
    We break down the Tourney's thus far.
    53 min
  • Full Metal Bracket
    Episode 20 Summary
    The sun is back!
    JLo and Arod break up... then don't.
    Fitz is back!
    Drew Brees gets a new job.
    Tom Brady is going for number 8.
    The Bears sign *checks notes* Andy Dalton?
    Bill Bellichick goes on a shopping spree.
    We help Pardon My Take with their film 'Boner Dogs'
    Thot'n and Prop'n March Madness!
    1 hr 1 min
  • Baby Got Dak
    Episode Summary - Baby Got Dak
    We survived Houston.
    Is Jess moving?
    Jordan Spieth gets a hole in one.
    There's a new super team in town (hint: its the Nets)
    How do we feel about the new Space Jam?
    RIP Biggie
    Women, broadcasting??
    Get your brackets ready, Selection Sunday is here.
    Ryan Fitzpatrick CANNOT retire. We said so.
    Is Russell Wilson going to Chicago?
    Dak. Got. Paaaaaaaid.
    One Year anniversary of Covid.
    Jalen Hurts is stuck with the Eagles.
    We would like to live rent free in Adam Schefter's brain.
    WE WON OUR FIRST PARLAY!
    1 hr
  • Turn Down for Watt
    Episode Summary - Turn Down for Watt
    Paging Dr Zoom
    How do we feel about tattoos?
    Lunchroom stories
    Go Women!
    We break down the recent news of John Geddert
    March Madness is back!
    Free Money, take Kansas on senior night.
    What's going on with Russell Wilson?
    Is Drew Brees hold the Saints hostage?
    JJ Watt fools us all, signs with the Cardinals.
    Got 99 problems, but a jersey number ain't one.
    What are gambling units?
    We are too old for social media.
    1 hr
  • The Greatest Of All Time?
    Episode 17 Summary - The Greatest Of All Time?
    We survived Snovid-19!
    Simone Biles is THE GOAT.
    Women can't be great at sports, apparently?
    Naomi Osaka, Set-Point-Match-LOVE
    Jess didn't make the Tennis team.
    Growing concerns about what's happening in boy's bathrooms?
    Prime Time is still in his prime.
    Troy Aikman and Deion Sanders tug at our heart strings.
    Did Jess decode where JJ Watt is going?
    Mitchochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
    Carson Wentz is gains new team, loses number.
    Our thoughts are with Tiger Woods and Family.
    Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley come out of the wood work.
    1 hr 7 min
  • Seven Deadly Wins
    Episode 16 Summary - Seven Deadly Wins
    #FREEBRITNEY
    All things Super Bowl.
    Mahomes should not be getting hate.
    Tom Brady needs to improve his speed.
    Were the Refs to blame?
    Will Gronk be Back?
    Mike Evans is not selfish but needs to cut is fingernails.
    Was Bill Belichick holding Tom Brady back?
    Tampa 'Title Town' Bay.
    Patriots fans, please sit down.
    Tony Romo's pee pants.
    A few of our embarressing stories.
    The Eagles are gaslighting Carson Wentz.
    Jose Canseco sucks.
    Alex Smith Come Back Player of the Year.
    Logan Paul and Mayweather cancel their fight. Tell no one.
    The streaker is also a liar.
    Certain demographics hate Halftime performances.
    Who cheats on JLO?? Honestly?
    1 hr 4 min
  • The Musical
    Episode 15 Summary - The Musical
    DEVON SAWA RETWEETED US!
    Jess explains the Stock Market using The Little Giants.
    R.I.P. Screech
    Daddy Carlos and Courtside Karen cause a scene with Lebron.
    The new Dallas Stars Jerseys are fire.
    Erika Nardini vs the NWHL (Guess whose side were taking??)
    EA Sports will release NCAA Football game after 7 years, thanks Big Cat.
    DK Metcalf joins trivia.
    Jason Witten finds new beginnings.
    All the coaching changes.
    All the player trades (1).
    The LA Rams HATE first round draft picks.
    The Mets can't stay out of trouble.
    The Super Bowl is upon us. Who ya got??
    1 hr 11 min
  • Champagne Wishes and Tampa Bay Dreams
    Episode 14 Summary - Champagne Wishes and Tampa Bay Dreams
    Jess practically won the lottery, how will she spend it?
    Dallas Stars come out of COVID and destroy the Predators.
    Tom Brady does it again.
    Matt LeFleur forgets Aaron Rodgers is his quarterback.
    What will Rodgers do next?
    State Farm vs Progressive (Commercials).
    Thank you to the country of India
    We validate ourselves by having the same thoughts as Pardon My Take
    Jess, now a life coach.
    Are there closeted Bills fans?
    Ponchos are the best time.
    Mahomes unfazed by neck tweak.
    Trey Songz got arrested.
    We stan The Dozen Trivia, shout out Jeff D. Lowe
    Poirier vs McGregor
    McGregor vs Paul
    Paul vs Mayweather
    Jose Canseco vs Billy Football
    Tony Romo is a psychic.
    1 hr 13 min

About Women Can't Parlay

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Did you know women are nearly 25% more likely to see a return on their sports betting wager? Join Women Can't Parlay as this stat is put to the test. Hosted by Jess & Raney, two lifelong friends that love sports and want to love (or at least understand) sports betting. Listen in each week as they bring you hilarious content while discussing the latest headlines, giving their monster picks, and are joined by a few degenerate guests. Together, these two create a fun and inviting channel for gamblers of all ranks to enjoy. On this podcast, the drinks will be stiff but the conversation never will be!