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A woman hit by a t-shirt cannon sues, a man who owns an island shoplifts at the K-Mart, and a lady calls the police on a Roomba.

Croissant corsages, a man at the Olive Garden asks about genitals, and a road rage incident involving pink cupcakes.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: A new national champion in college basketball and Texas Tech has a weird sports tradition;

Baseball players have a weird celebration;

Craig’s List Price is Right;

Weird sports practices;

Felicity Huffman pleads guilty in college admissions scandal;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A bag of chicken nuggets, homemade Skoal, and a man will pay you to get in your septic tank.

A jogger finds animal parts in the park, a nurse admits to swapping babies, and an iPad is disabled for 48 years.

Man released from jail tries to steal a car from the prison parking lot, 21 year old fakes her own kidnapping, and a 20 year old asks to smoke before going to jail.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

SHATG Report: Virginia basketball player asked to take down his wedding registry and Jason Sudeikis on SNL;

Charmin is selling a “Forever” roll of toilet paper;

Camera found in an Air BNB house;

Car alarm challenge;

Baseball player injures himself during his home run trot;

America’s first day without Kathie Lee;

A world record involving making bubbles;

It Happened in Flori-duh;

And so much more!

A world record-sized python, nudists promote the practice by eating lunch on a boat, and gasoline is poured on a ball field.

A man steals a chainsaw, a man sells alien abduction insurance, and a fugitive is arrested in a sauna.