Eitan Levine (our first guest and good friend!!) gets to scream his negative memories of Ted Cruz directly at Ted Cruz, and goes viral for it. Brittany avoids existential dread by making a scrapbook of family trips to Lowe’s Home Improvement. After losing her virginity, Ali interprets burning piss as punishment from on high.

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Ali wakes up to an embarrassing Google search and her hands down her pants. Brittany explains her very stupid strategy for avoiding doing something dumb while she dies in a plane crash. A man who hates his wife’s poor grammar decides to fix it by cyberbullying her from multiple accounts.

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Brittany and Ali are in New Orleans for a comic wedding! A swamp tour guide barely talks about the bayou and instead tells us his very personal and devastating memories. Ali curls her hair for four hours and starts snapping at everyone she loves. Brittany fucked up her three chances to be in the movie What We Do In the Shadows. A dude’s sex playlist contains a regrettable song.

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