Myka Fox joins us!! Myka and Brittany are at a party stuck on two very different puzzles. Myka gets stranded on a whale watching boat and tries to be a garbage man for a night. A man attempts to get OJ Simpson’s attention by dedicating his sci-fi book to him. Memories of plants that can cry, read, and enjoy metal music. 

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Ali and Brittany are looking for a couple’s therapist to help them get through the intro to the pod. Brittany orders hundreds of dollars worth of services at a nail salon just to ride out a panic attack. Ali finally has enough tattoos to get into Hell, and realizes she just wants a man who would put a c-pap on her. A busy college student snaps after receiving texts one letter at a time. Memories of cats with abs, parrots singing nu-metal, and bad elephant impressions. 

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We both have a UTIs! Ali’s world crumbles when she discovers she doesn’t know Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 as deeply as she thought. Brittany blocks out negative thoughts counting by 5s, and invites her boss to run with her through a bunch of birds. A woman is accused of being small-minded for watching Big Mouth. Memories of Charlotte’s Web, learning how to be a woman, and hair down to the ass. 

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We break down the joy of a STAGE NUT. Brittany chips her tooth watching a Rage Against The Machine cover band. Ali sends her roommate an obscene voice memo about shitting and pissing, spoken in a customer service voice. A man is insecure over a dog having his name. Memories of Eminem collages, vacuuming up birds, arrowheads and petrified wood.

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Our good friend Mae Planert is here!! Mae thoroughly picks her nose during a company zoom call, and considers getting hypnotized as her next career move. Ali’s mad about lint. Brittany gets an IUD and her life force back. A sister chooses to wear her brother’s underwear at the worst time. Memories of Mae’s wedding, toe jam, and Shoshanna from Girls. 

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It’s Halloween!! Ali is going as the woman she was always meant to become. Brittany’s costume is animal-themed and not a horse. Brittany’s ex gets super into conspiracy theories but she thinks he’s just doing a bit. A man believes he’s helping the world by donating his wife’s wedding shoes. Memories of Lisa Frank velvet art, men thinking dip is dinner, Alex Jones, and long lost rocks. 

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Brittany stays in a haunted hotel in Atlantic City and visits three different psychics. Ali worries she has a parasite and gets nude with her dog in the tub. Urban Dictionary confirms that Alis and Brittanys are pieces of shit. A woman accidentally names her dog after a body phenomenon. Memories of ballet slipper foot stench, finding porn in the woods, and Brittany’s band “Dr. Kwan PHD.” 

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Ben Katzner is here!! Ben takes a sh*t to pass the time and it follows him to the stage. Ali accidentally says “I love you” to a man who likes Blade Trinity. Brittany is sick of people expecting her to know how fridges and air conditioners work. A man ruins a date by pretending not to notice the lettuce and tomato on his burger. Memories of flat tires, alien news, and depressed mattresses.

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Ali figures out how to get people to cut the Happy Birthday song short, and accidentally shows her t*ts to the whole bar. Brittany does a school assignment on the new-found flexibility of her tongue, and fights with a boyfriend over his ability to build a toilet. A grown man thinks periods come from butts. Memories of worrying our graphic T’s are giving everyone on the train a boner, and the worst cartwheel ever done on Earth. 

For anyone who cares, this was recorded months ago but was misplaced for a while and now here it is!

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Ali and Brittany are dating the seams of their pants! Ali is at a wedding jealous of the groomsmen. Brittany’s addiction to solitaire has her family concerned. A child confesses to swearing after a game of tag causes him severe sensory overload. Memories of fixing toilets and feeling brand new after taking a sh*t. 

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