If you think your hangovers are bad, you haven’t heard anything yet. In this episode, the guys dive deep into a legendary night of absolute debauchery that ended with a 43-drink bar tab and a drive home that shouldn’t have been possible. From projectile vomiting on a woman’s back at Home Depot to losing a wedding ring in a lawnmower-related tragedy, this is the kind of chaos that only happens on THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW. We’re talking about the “Easter Cocktail” that spiraled into a 50-minute blackout drive and the accusations of cheating that followed a trip to Buffalo. If you aren’t a VIP, you’re missing the real story behind these blackouts.

ON THIS EPISODEThe 43-Drink Death Wish: A breakdown of the night Chris tried to kill himself with screwdrivers and ended up puring his guts out on a garage roof.

Home Depot Projectile Puke: The absolute low point where a massive hangover met a Home Depot air vent and an innocent woman’s back.

The “Cheating” Buffalo Incident: Why not inviting your girlfriend to a gig in Cleveland leads to months of accusations and misery.

The Lawnmower Ring Rescue: Losing a wedding ring for three months only to have it shot back at the house by a neighbor’s mower.

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