Wrestling Is Gross

Finally, it's the Chri$ Ca$h episode! We do it all in this one. We do Eric Gargiulo impressions, ponder the early days of the CZW Dojo, and litigate rapping your music during your entrance. Don't do it folks!

The New School vs. Irish Drinking Team vs. Towel Boy and Hurricane Kid vs. VD />>>/ The New School vs. The H8 Club (CZW 7/13/02)

Chris Cash vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Ruckus (CZW 11/9/02)

Chris Cash vs. Nick Berk vs. Derek Frazier (CZW 8/09/03)

Chris Cash vs. Joker vs. Ruckus vs. Sabian (CZW 1/17/04)

Chris Cash vs. JC Bailey (CZW 7/34/04)

Team Cash (JC Bailey/Chris Cash/Sexxxy Eddy/Nate Webb) vs. BLK OUT (Jack Evans/Eddie Kingston/Ruckus/Sabian) (CZW 12/11/04)

In our very first Pride Month Special Episode, we take a look at the true pioneers, two men brave enough to be themselves despite discrimination and hatred. That's right folks, it's The Pat & Gerry Show. Buy the shirts! The Super Porky shirt! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!

Gerry & Jack Brisco vs. Adrian Adonis & Dick Murdoch (MSG 12/28/84)

Bob Backlund vs. Pat Patterson (MSG 9/24/79)

Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (SmackDown 5/18/00)

Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/5/00)

Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/12/00)

Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/19/00)

Gerald Brisco vs. Pat Patterson (King of the Ring 6/25/00)

On today's show, we look back fondly on April 2000, a blissful time when nothing really mattered at all. Perry Saturn's trademark weird skin color, the big hooks from the Backlash set, Pat Patterson's shit-stained undies, and more!

Recorded partially outside, I apologize for any audio issues. I'm sure it's not as bad as I think.

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Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly (RAW, 4/3/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371432_01/97e5b252-b7f5-3c76-af78-51f3b6ff7a90

Crash Holly vs. Perry Saturn (SmackDown, 4/13/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372859_01/b1a2a0da-1159-3f73-8ca4-414728ec87b4

Crash Holly vs. the Mean Street Posse (SmackDown, 4/20/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372860_01/a886a9b4-6a98-34ce-9f91-738b06364163

Matt Hardy vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 4/24/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371435_01/11e6c69c-b014-3c8f-88f5-d00269111eea

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy (SmackDown, 4/27/00)https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372861_01/4b820a3d-4de0-30fb-a76d-991aa2845a82

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Perry Saturn vs. Tazz (Backlash, 4/30/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000375150_01/05778505-28df-30c1-8626-cc6cf4a1e95e

Steve Blackman vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 5/1/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371436_01/be9c5b66-ab36-322a-8f44-df05d4b86c02

The British Bulldog vs. Crash Holly (Insurrextion, 5/6/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000378469_01/04c52dda-9652-369f-98fe-ed3c9e04aa3f

The British Bulldog vs. Hardcore Holly (SmackDown, 5/11/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372863_01/83a88706-8257-330d-a50b-b91505747dd5

The Godfather vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 5/15/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371438_01/7aa5cf09-baa3-3bf8-8455-f1b9758a0afa

This time, we stack a bunch of chairs on top of each other to discuss the sins of the Impact Zone, the lineage of the WWF Light Heavyweight Title, and DW Griffith busting Lillian Gish open hardway. Buy the shirts! The Super Porky shirt! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird.

Brian Christopher vs. TAKA Michinoku (WWF, 12/7/97)

Shinya Hashimoto vs. Victor Zangiev (NJPW, 4/24/89)

Mayumi Ozaki vs. Mima Shimoda (OZ Academy, 2/28/99)

Perro Aguayo, Jr. vs. Myzteziz (AAA, 2/8/15)

Chris Harris vs. James Storm (TNA, 5/13/07)

We're back to discuss lighting a bag of dog shit on fire, filing a Missing Persons report for an obscure 2000s indy wrestler, and the greatest DQ finish in wrestling history. I'm getting too old for this shit! Shinya Hashimoto vs. Genichiro Tenryu (NJPW 8/1/98)

Shadow WX & The Winger vs. Tomoaki Honma & Ryuji Yamakawa (BJW 11/14/99)

The SAT & Amazing Red vs. Divine Storm & Brian XL (CZW 6/8/01)

Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle (WWF 8/19/01)

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On today's show, we look back once more to the Willenium and get jiggy with some old friends in the junkyard. Hey diddle diddle, Crash Holly was little, Bill Demott jumped over the moon.

Cíclope vs. Fit Finlay vs. Jerry Flynn vs. Johnny Grunge vs. Hak vs. Horace Hogan vs. Brian Knobbs vs. Hugh Morrus vs. La Parka vs. Steven Regal vs. Rocco Rock vs. Silver King vs. Dave Taylor vs. Mikey Whipwreck (WCW Bash at the Beach - 7/11/99)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000378467_01/8bec3af5-d134-31bb-bf46-b4a50b89bceb

Joey Abs vs. Bradshaw vs. Faarooq vs. Funaki vs. Pete Gas vs. Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly vs. TAKA Michinoku vs. Mosh vs. Rodney vs. Tazz vs. Thrasher vs. Viscera (WWF WrestleMania 2000 - 4/2/00)

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000374755_01/9d8f25a4-e3bb-308a-a577-67b4c919bf38

This time, we do our damnedest to eulogize Jimmy Rave; to celebrate his work as a master craftsman, his influence on the modern southern indies, and his innate ability to make fans want to punch him in the face.

Jimmy Rave vs. Tony Mamaluke (NWA Wildside 3/23/02)

Jimmy Rave vs. Trent Acid (CZW 12/13/03)

Jimmy Rave vs. CM Punk (ROH 5/14/05)

Jimmy Rave vs. Nigel McGuinness (ROH, 3/4/07)

Jimmy Rave & Lance Hoyt vs. Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley vs. Homicide & Hernandez (TNA 3/9/08)

Jimmy Rave vs. AJ Styles (ProSouth 5/8/15)

Another year in Hell! Join us, as we march ever closer to the end times and revisit our favorite matches from 2021. Let us circle the drain together. The world is gonna end soon but at least we have wrestling! Thanks to everyone who listened in 2021. We love every last one of you, even the real sickos and weirdos! We are all friends! Death to America! Our lists are linked below. Don't click these until after listening to the show! ***SPOILERS*** Siobhan's 2021 MOTY List ***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** Bucky's 2021 MOTY List ***SPOILERS*** Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's too late for Christmas, so get those orders in now for Valentine's Day! Nothing says I love you like a little enamel pin of a big fat guy with his shirt off! Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here! We still haven't been sent a cease & desist! Leave us a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever else you can do that.

Well folks, we did it. We fucked around and made our longest show ever. Is Orin Veidt a bitch? Is John Rare an auteur? How long can an episode of a podcast be, legally? All of your questions (and more) will be answered. Recorded over 2 separate sessions with various minor audio issues. Sorry it's so long lol Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's too late for Christmas, so get those orders in now for Valentine's Day! Nothing says I love you like a little enamel pin of a big fat guy with his shirt off! Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here! We still haven't been sent a cease & desist! Leave us a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever else you can do that. NEXT WEEK ... THE 2021 GROSSIES

We're joined by Micha @CrowleyHead once more on Thanksgiving to celebrate and argue and accuse each other of things that may or may not have happened years ago. It's the AEW episode I guess! Check out Micha and other talented voices on Soundrot, a music newsletter that ISN'T run by predators or executive pigs. Siobhan wrote for Segunda Caida! This shit is crazy and like over a decade in the making. About time. Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's the holiday season! Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here! Special thanks to our old friend Connor @isalrightnow for the intro song edit. Long live the REMP. Matches discussed:

Cody Rhodes vs. Wardlow (AEW 2/19/20)

Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega (AEW 3/7/21)

Britt Baker D.M.D. vs. Thunder Rosa (AEW 3/17/21)

Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage (AEW 7/28/21)

Eddie Kingston vs. CM Punk (AEW 11/13/21)