This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad,

A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists

and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from doing good posts on twitter

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Music:

The Gories - You Done Got Wrong

Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles

Beyoncé - Break My Soul