Kelly, Eva, and Rave take a brief pause from talking self-deprecatingly about the Washington Capitals to be weird as hell about topics including high school theater, the Bruins, the Tkachuck Fucker map, and the Big Game (about which we know MANY things). This episode was recorded on February 7, 2021. 

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Timecodes: (03:26) Sorry, Eva: The Theater Game | (21:23) #ALLCAPS | (43:12) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:03:53) Listener Q: East/West pairings

So many debacles to recap, so little time! Rave, Kelly, and Eva chat about weird but welcome Capitals wins, Zdeno's big goal, our friend Vitek Vanecek, and other news from the NHL. Plus: the (accidental) return of our Dreamboat of the Week segment. (This episode was recorded on January 31, 2021. 

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Timecodes: (02:41) #ALLCAPS | (42:08) Rangers update | (49:50) Kelly’s Dreamboat | (59:55) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:08:48) NWHL!  | (01:14:51) Listener Q: Hockeys as historic lit characters

Every day of this weird dumb season has contained a year's worth of joyous idiocy, bad takes, and y’know. Hockey. This week, Eva, Rave, and Kelly discuss the Caps being made an example of, PLD peace-ing out for the 'Peg, Carter Hart: Tantrum Thrower, and more. Plus: The NWHL BUBBLE, BABY! This episode was recorded on January 24, 2021. 

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Timecodes: | (3:13) Ship Flag Communications | (10:40) #ALLCAPS | (41:04) Elsewhere in the NHL | (55:25) Listener Q: Eva’s teams to watch | (67:08) NWHL!

Oh, listeners, we're in it now. Kelly, Eva, and Rave dissect some highlights from the first few days of this weird hockey season, including the Caps' general horniness, the Canucks' general struggles, and Jake Voracek's specific withering disdain. This episode was recorded on January 17, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:02) Shootout Improvements | (17:03) #ALLCAPS | (33:18) Elsewhere in the NHL  | (01:01:32) Listener Q: Hockeys as niche cookbooks

"It's truly the feminine monstrous in action." As the world continues to horrify and disappoint, Rave, Eva, and Kelly gather to find some levity in mid-aughts mall nostalgia, media bitches, the institutional sogginess of the Buffalo Sabres, locker room DJ practices, and the poems of Catullus. This episode was recorded on January 10, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (05:50) Mall Madness | (16:25)  #ALLCAPS | (25:22) Elsewhere in the NHL | (52:50) Locker room DJs | (57:58) Listener Q: The Poems of Catullus

"That's not how you make a stew." It's the calm before the new-season storm and while, yes, there are things for Eva, Rave, and Kelly to discuss - including new Washington Capital Zdeno?? Chara???? - there are also a LOT of messed-up dicks to talk about. Literally. This episode was recorded on January 3, 2021. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (02:47) Ouch, David! (The Messed-Up-Dicks Game) | (16:05) League updates | (33:15) Letterboxd, Pt. 2 | (49:45) Listener Q: "Silky"

"The game is 'Everyone gets a girlfriend.'" Triple digits, y'all! We spend our hundredth episode leaning in even harder on our podcast #brand, and you know what that means: uninformed gossip, astrological divination, and enthusiastic roasting of ourselves and others. This episode was recorded on December 27, 2020. Support us on Patreon @ patreon.com/youcantdothat and check out our merch @ shop.spreadshirt.com/you-cant-do-that. Timecodes: (07:15) Bonky's girlfriend | (09:40) Midsummer Murders | (20:45) The 2021 NHL season divisions | (35:20) Other news items | (46:39) Written In The Stars, Pt. 3 | (76:30) Astrology For Sociologists

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