"All you need is some goddamn therapy, bitch." If there's one thing Rave, Kelly, and Eva are qualified to talk about, it's hauntings and curses in the NHL. Their qualifications to discuss the other stuff - the Mitchuation in Toronto; the Bolts/Canes matchup; the Islanders in general - are up for debate. This episode was recorded on June 6, 2021.

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Timecodes: (02:57) No, YOU’RE Fired | (10:33) #ALLCAPS, we guess | (16:18) The Mitchuation | (41:15) Playoffs update | (1:05:54) The Gary Bettman Film Festival

"Marc is the man. Andre is the fish." As the remaining teams head into the second round, Eva, Rave, and Kelly check in on our highly acclaimed playoffs bracket to determine who's got the speed for an egg-and-spoon relay, the grit for charades, the zen for flip cup, and the mouth for successful apple-bobbing. Plus: We all know which teams have our hearts. But which teams have our wallets? This episode was recorded on May 29, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:07) Murder: The Hockey Twitter Game | (12:30) #ALLCAPS | (31:45) YCDT's round 2 playoffs bracket | (1:09:49) Brandwagoning

"He was living life too deliciously." Ready to get pucks deep? Ready to play our game?? Kelly leads Eva and Rave in a close literary reading of the first round results, including some very scientific assigning of blame for playoffs crimes and misdemeanors, with bonus moments of celebration for the meow meow Florida cats and newly minted hockey media icon Stephen A. Smith. This episode was recorded on May 25, 2021.

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Timecodes: (04:00) #ALLCAPS | (36:32) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:13:50) You-a Culpa

"You can't bully a carnival worker." It's playoffs time! Again. Somehow. Rave and Kelly welcome back friend of the pod Danielle (@daniellemeowias) to check in on the Caps versus...whichever team that is, Jack Eichel's body, and Eugene Melnyk's bizarre expectations for an ocean voyage. Then we dive in to our 2021 playoffs bracket and round one predictions, which are about as rooted in reality as you'd expect. This episode was recorded on May 16, 2021.

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Timecodes: (04:57) S.O.S. Save Our Season: Flyers Edition | (16:32) #ALLCAPS | (34:31) Free Jack Eichel | (40:38) Eugene Melnyk's Big Adventure | (50:19) Our Perfect Psychic Bracket

"It's for furries. And for me." As the hell season draws to a close, Eva, Kelly, and Rave engage in a few of our Things (favorite and otherwise): TJ Oshie appreciation, Evgeny Kuznetsov apologism, Tom Wilson discourse, Bruins slander, and weird but spiritually appropriate names for pets. Oh, and dicks. OH AND CREATURES. Same as it ever was! This episode was recorded on May 8, 2021.

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Timecodes: (04:13) "Because He Was Born On The Floor" | (12:15) The Tom Wilson hitscourse, again | (20:14) #ALLCAPS | (47:06) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:03:11) Surreality Television/Couch Potato

"I'm sick of these guys. Dot meme." If you think Kelly, Eva, and Rave are above armchair psychologizing NHL coaches based on their astrological charts: Reconsider! Other things they're not above: hiding in the walk-in freezer, offering sincere drunken support in the DMs, and taking an absolute shot in the dark about which West and Central teams have qualified for the Stanley Cup playoffs. This episode was recorded on May 2, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:31) #ALLCAPS | (24:34) Elsewhere in the NHL | (48:32) The Uncoachables: Coaches Edition | (1:22:22) Litter Robot review

"Is there a Mrs. Mr. Crumblegoat?" This season just. Keeps on chuggin', huh? Rave leads Eva and Kelly through a week of Big Z appreciation, former-Capitals revenge tours, Pasta spilling the tea/beer, stepmoms, clown cars, and more. Question: Is anything scarier than a Virgo with an Aries moon? This episode was recorded on April 25, 2021.

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Timecodes: (03:43) Jellycat Reviews | (15:02) #ALLCAPS | (44:04) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:04:35) Doing Lines, Pt. 2 | (1:14:07) Listener story: H-A-L-L

"Oh my god they were co-stars." Your podmoms Eva, Rave, and Kelly have had time to process their trade deadline emotions and are now ready to discuss what happened in a calm, rational way. Mostly. Plus: N1KY-pocalypse, rage! at the Staples Center, and the return of a VERY romantic segment. This episode was recorded on April 18, 2021.

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Timecodes: (02:57) Syrup Commune | (12:37) Trade talk | (32:12) #ALLCAPS | (51:03) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:06:11) Romancing the Brone

"No - weird - sex stuff!" Some may say we done goofed by recording this episode before the trade deadline. But is it not enough to revisit a simpler time when Jakub Vrana was still a Washington Capital and Michael Raffl wasn't one yet? Other discussion items on Rave, Kelly, and Eva's docket include the Harry Styles' Tiny Desk Concert Appreciation Crew, a pizza promposal, the death of Yahoo! Answers, and dumb coaches continuing to be just. So dumb. This episode was recorded on April 4, 2021.

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Timecodes: (05:46) Yahoo! Answers, RIP | (20:23) #ALLCAPS | (51:09) Elsewhere in the NHL | (1:16:35) Listener Q: Panda tending

"A case of the whoopsie sleepies." Do we want to kiss or slap the past week of NHL hockey? Hard to say. Eva, Rave, and Kelly chat about a string of Caps "wins," a range of player motivation "strategies," and whomst is most deserving of the label "coach's kid." Maybe we should dunk this one in a savory sauce and eat it in a single bite like a McNugget Minute instead. This episode was recorded on April 4, 2021.

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Timecodes: (02:33) Kiss Or Slap? | (10:35) #ALLCAPS | (50:47) Elsewhere in the NHL | (01:12:23) What's Your Position?