This week, Ian, Juan, and Johnny are back with a chaotic, hilarious catch-up and a return to their beloved Spilled Milk. Ian’s in his main character era as he steps into rehearsals for Prosperous Fools by Taylor Mac, Johnny spills all about hosting the red carpet for the opening of the Tryst Hotel in Puerto Vallarta (yes, with Julia Fox), and Juan does what he does best — gently drags us toward emotional clarity.

We get into the art of ghosting (and why you shouldn’t come crawling back just because your ex is thriving), reflect on the ex-texts that live rent-free in our brains, and offer some lovingly blunt advice to the heartbroken “love girls” out there.

It’s juicy, it’s unhinged, it’s Tres Leches.

Drink up.