On This Episode of the Red State Update podcast:

🎄 Christmas After the Rapture • Christmas songs are mostly about other Christmas songs • Atheist drunks celebrate Christmas too • Is there a "Hell Channel" in Heaven

🇺🇸 Back to the Horrors • Trump vs. 60 Minutes (now banned… except in Canada) • ICE abuses, family separations, and cruelty as "policy" • Stephen Miller's immigration strategy: be as mean, stupid, and disorganized as possible

📉 Mean & Stupid Economics • Tariffs hurting farmers, bourbon, and Jim Beam • Canada rejecting American whiskey while kids stop drinking altogether • Trump's war on windmills, renewable energy, and basic physics • Why "mean and stupid" is not an economic plan

🌍 Foreign Policy, But Dumber • Battleships, Greenland, Venezuela, and things Trump heard once • The Supreme Court to save Trump from himself?

📂 Epstein Files & Administrative Chaos • Redactions, leaks, denials, and obvious cover-ups • Why the worst people on Earth shouldn't be allowed to email each other • Destroying departments as a governing philosophy

🤡 JD Vance, Racism & Exhaustion • "You don't have to apologize anymore for being white" says JD Vance, who has a lot of other things to apologize for • Why even racists don't want JD Vance as their spokesperson • The administration as an anger-affirmation chatbot

🎁 Don't let the outrage machine ruin your holidays

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🎶 Christmas Music, RSU Style

• RSU Christmas songs you should (and maybe shouldn't) put on your playlist
• "Christmas in a Beer Joint"
• Why your holiday playlist isn't complete without a Martian and a gorilla