Your Aunties Could Never

BLACK POWER LIGHT SKIN PRIVILEGE AND IS BLACK EXCELLENCE A SCAM

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by @chakabars and Jason Adetola Mackson @theelectrictribe to talk:

💫 Black Activism

💫 Light skin privilege from the male perspective

💫 Eating for health and why foraging is not just for white people.

💫 Why Congo & Sudan are being ignored for Palestine

💫 How to build pan Africanism

💫 And whether Black Excellence is a scam.

Why are young Black boys still drawn to street life? And how do family values, generational wealth, and beauty standards play into it? 👀 In this episode, the Aunties and Marvyn Harrison unpack the realities of Black life in Britain — and why Black women deserve more.

Then we do some dilemmas with our fave cousin Audrey Akande from the receipts podcast

From family values to financial security, the conversation gets real about the challenges facing Black boys, men, and women today. We dive into:

• Why road life feels like the only option for some boys
• The importance of building generational wealth & family values
• Masculinity, vulnerability & what Black men need to hear
• Weaves, wigs & beauty standards — why Black women deserve better
• Struggle love, relationships & how to demand more

This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah and Nana are joined by Poet, musician and online personality, founder of Vibbar and one of the hosts of Filthy Fellas and HC Podcast, to break down the latest Enemies of Progress and more

🚩 A Polish CEO apologises after being filmed snatching a hat meant for a young boy at the US Open

🚩 St Georges flag displays spark a national debate across England while racists harass an Asian businessman mid interview on Sky News

🚩 Zambian lawyer Naomie Pilula embraces self love after criticism of her Instagram post

🚩 We dissect what makes a man a gyal clown

🚩 We tackle dilemmas including whether couples should share their friends’ secrets

From Dr. Umar charging $500 for a "date" to a celebrity letting a dog lick the INSIDE of her mouth, the Aunties are back to call out this week's biggest Enemies of Progress.

This week, we're getting into the audacity, the questionable parenting, and the outright disgusting behavior making headlines. Join the unfiltered discussion as we break down:

• Dr. Umar's $500 'Date': The "Prince of Pan-Africanism" is asking women for a $500 donation to his academy in exchange for a private lunch with him. The Aunties call out this "disgraceful" and "charlatan behavior".

• North West's Corset: The hosts debate North West's latest outfit, which has sparked internet outrage. With one host stating a 12-year-old shouldn't be in a corset, they ask if the internet is sexualising her or if the outfit is just too grown.

• A Disgusting Dog Kiss: Reality TV star Vicky Pattison shared a shocking video where she opened her mouth wide and let her dog lick the inside. The Aunties call the act "bestiality" and "filthy".

• Paid Propaganda: The hosts discuss the influencers who were reportedly paid by the Israeli government to go to Gaza and deny that there is a famine.

• Notting Hill Carnival Debrief: After a great summer, the Aunties debrief on Notting Hill Carnival, from the spiritual meaning of Jab Jab to the minimal violence and the kids drinking straight rum.

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana are joined by the wonderful  writer, presenter, social commentator Kelechi Okafor to discuss all things men need to know about what women are thinking

🚩 Women needing to de-centre Men

🚩 Why women sleep with Red Flag Men

🚩 Mothers who enable their irresponsible sons

🚩 A bit of advice for Kemi Badenoch

This week your favourite Aunties Ak and Nana host a full on MAN POD with Marvyn Harrison Diversity Equity and Inclusion Consultant and founder of Dope Black Dads in the hot seat to answer everything we need to know about men so we can report back to the women

🚩 Princess treatment trend sparks misogyny concerns, do men really like subservient women?

🚩 What are the new rules of masculinity in 2025?

🚩 Nick Cannon hopes his daughters will not date men like him, why do men only learn respect for women after having daughters?

🚩 Why is it so easy for men to walk away from their children?

"I do not shop with the Africans. Ain't no African ever braided my hair." A call to boycott African braiding shops, restaurants, and stores is gaining steam among some Black Americans, and the Aunties are here to shut down the diaspora wars.

This week, we're diving deep into the painful and divisive rhetoric fueling this boycott and questioning where this misdirected anger is coming from.

Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:

• The Boycott: Unpacking the claims behind the boycott and why blaming one part of our community for bad service is a dangerous distraction.
• Beyoncé vs. Michael Jackson: A viral TikTok creator claims Beyoncé is now bigger than MJ. The Aunties break down why Michael's legacy is untouchable.
• Kemi Badenoch's Rebrand: The UK politician now says she no longer identifies as Nigerian. We discuss her desperate pandering and the betrayal felt by the community.
• Colorism & Pregnancy: Reacting to the pressure and intrusive questions a pregnant Jasmine Brown is facing about her unborn daughter's skin tone and hair texture.

🔥 We NEED to hear from you! What are your thoughts on the boycott? And who is the bigger artist: Beyoncé or Michael Jackson? Drop your take in the comments!

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This week your favourite aunties Ak & Nana are joined by Journalist and Broadcaster, TV & Radio Presenter Afua Hagan and award-winning Ghanaian actress and founder of Kinky Matters Lydia Forson.

This week's Enemies of Progress include

Michael Rappaport for his tone deaf defence of Hulk Hogan

Princess Michael of Kent for allegedly naming two of her sheep Venus & Serena

A young woman offering head to streamer Duke Dennis

And men objectifying a girl who got a sexy body makeover

YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER NEW EPISODE | 247

This week your favourite Aunties AK Farrah and Nana are joined by Mr Outside himself Marvin Abbey of 3 Shots of Tequila podcast

Marvin helps the Aunties take on this week's Enemies of Progress

🚩 A woman didn't update her dating profile to say she was homeless

🚩 DJ AG's earnings exposed by the Financial Times and Shadeborough

🚩 Twenty right wing fools debate Mehdi Hasan

🚩 Is Will Poulter targeting Black women or just a man with a type and a bit too much confidence

The Aunties, joined by the hilarious Chizzy Akudolu, are diving deep into the wild rules of modern dating and so much more!

Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into:

• Dating Etiquette: Who's in the wrong if a date is ghosted over a "missed confirmation"?
• The Man Drought: Is it just us, or is it a desert out there for single women? Where are the good men at?
• Nicki Minaj vs. SZA: Unpacking the latest beef between two queens and why it's so unnecessary.
• Drake's Corniness: From his fake abs to covering up a LeBron James tattoo, we discuss why Drake is an "enemy of progress."
• MasterChef Scandal: The Aunties react to the hosts of MasterChef UK being let go over allegations of racism and misconduct.

We NEED your take! Should you have to confirm a date on the day? Is the dating scene a desert? Let us know in the comments!