Your Hobby is Shit

If you're not getting enough attention you're not trying hard enough.
There are a numerous strategies people employ to get the attention they think they deserve and most of them are shit, and this week Your Hobby is Shit looks at some of them including, token philanthropy, vicarious grieving, victimhood and outright lying.
Also, remember to have a read of the following article. You may or may not believe that attention seekers would stoop so low.
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It’s often said that dogs are a man’s best friend. This week on I’ll put that claim to the test.

I’ll also delve into breeds, size misconceptions, canine racism, the ridiculous things people say about their dogs, the stark differences between good dogs and bad ones and whether or not you’re even deserving of a dog at all.

Gyms are a haven for talentless, predatory, self-obsessed posers who have more in common with a budgerigar than you might think.
This week Your Hobby is Shit runs a critical eye over gym junkies, their obsession with mirrors and reluctance to do proper exercise.
I also pose the reasonable question, 'Why would anyone lift anything that they don't have to?' and have a few strong words regarding change room etiquette.

According to practitioners of urine therapy, your wee-wees can be used to enhance your physical, emotional and spiritual wellbeing. You could believe this, or you could wake up to yourself and realise you’re a gullible and disgusting cretin.

This week Your Hobby is Shit looks at the croc of rubbish that is urine therapy and the sad desperados who peddle the claptrap.

NRL stands for Neanderthal Running Loose and the players do their best to live up to the acronym. If Rugby League didn’t exist, our prisons would be much fuller, so the game does serve a valuable role in society.

This week is NRL grand final week and I’m looking at all 16 NRL clubs to see what if anything each has to offer.

Do you live in the present or rely on nostalgia to get you through life? Your answer could well depend on which football team you support. For AFL Grand Final week I take a look at how being a fan of each of the 18 teams is likely to impact your life.
Don't worry if you're not a footy fan, there's plenty of gags for you, some cautionary tales, plus examples of the risks attached to deifying morons.
Next week, I'l tear all the NRL teams a new one to help celebrate rugby league's grand final week.

Is dobbing un-Australian, or are we in fact a nation encouraged to be dibber-dobbers?

This week a man known for his onion eating, homophobia, misogyny and even having a dabble in politics – the one and only Tony Abbott – joins Your Hobby is Shit (well I think it was him anyway) for a discussion on dobbing.

Abbott has never been fined for wearing Budgie Smugglers, but was last week fined for not wearing a mask after being dobbed on by a member of the public.

A pair of scissors and a steady hand is where Manscaping should have started and finished. But of course, some entrepreneurial parasite identified a gap in the vanity market and Manscaping became an industry. In this week’s episode I investigate whether or not this is a good thing. Of course, it’s not.

Then the game of Poker gets a going over. Once a game played among bored friends and families, Poker players are now heroes to the sort of confused men who also manscape and watch UFC. A game built on deceit and dishonesty has been glorified and become a legitimate pursuit. What could possibly go wrong? Heaps.

Golf is probably the most effective hobby ever invented by man to assist in his bid to circumvent maturity and responsibility.
A lot of men (and an increasing number of women) claim to love golf, but do they love the game or just playing it? And what does this 'love' say about them?
I'll also take a look at what love is and how it is often confused for lust, a mistake that can be made by the best of us.
The question of why golfers are given archetypal alpha nicknames will be investigated. There's plenty of laughs to be had at the expense of the son-in-law of one of the greatest golfers of all time. And I'll argue how golf can actually be a really good hobby, so long as the player understands what love is.
Listen up!

In the 'Lucky Country'  of Australia we're encouraged to believe that we can 'have a go' at whatever we want. And this is true, so long as you're wealthy and probably white.
This week I take a look at what hobbies the rich can afford and what's left for the poor. Also, how luck and even our names can affects our lives and opportunities. Listen up!