Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

DJ and Damon renamed this Feet, Feet & Feet.

He is the terror that flaps in the night. He is the character that owes costume residuals to The Shadow. Today, we review Darkwing Duck.

Star Fairuza Balk is practices Wicca in life, so she made sure that The Craft was a measured look at non-traditional faiths in the United States.

Just kidding. The women fly in this movie.

A Comedy Nostalgia podcast featuring Damon Xanthopoulos and DJ Phillips

History thinks of the Salem Witch Trials as an example of religiosity gone awry and a community punishing independent-thinking women for things they couldn't control. With 'Hocus Pocus,' Disney demonstrates they think it was totes legit.

Comedy Nostalgia Podcast featuring Damon Xanthopoulos & DJ Phillips

Movies about Mutant Ninja Turtles date back to Edison's first moving pictures tests, but we only developed the technology for TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles in 1990. DJ and Damon look back.

Comedy Nostalgia Podcast featuring Damon Xanthopoulos and DJ Phillips

'What if the afterlife were just some tedious bureaucracy?' is just one of the questions Beetlejuice tries to answer, along with 'Isn't Catherine O'Hara just the best?'.

Comedy Nostalgia Podcast - Your Child Is An Idiot featuring DJ Phillips and Damon Xanthopoulos

The head honchos think that Beverly Hills's Wilderness Girls are nothing but spoiled rich girls who don't know anything about camping, until Phyllis Nefler and Troop Beverly Hills prove that... ...they're spoiled rich girls who don't know anything about camping.

And Damon proves to DJ that he might have been slightly obsessed with this movie.

This week, DJ and Damon re-review Full House, and wonder "whatever happened to predictability?" Also whatever happened to coherent plot lines, realistic character development, and joke delivery?

We finally cover an 80s classic! A young boy meets a taciturn father figure and learns an ancient, albeit strange way of fighting. Then he learns an ancient trick that lets him best his seemingly better equipped competitors.

Oh...you probably thought we were talking about Karate Kid, didn't you?

Sorry. Poor word choice.

Yeah, it's just 'Over the Top, a movie about arm wrestling.

Punky Brewster taught us how to mismatch our shoes, stay out of abandoned refrigerators, and how to give a hearty "screw you" to the Department of Children and Family Services.