Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Today, we look back on Home Improvement, the story of a strong wife and her sons living under the constant threat of electrocution, flooding and fire by living with a man drunk on his own machismo and the tutelage of an unseen mentor named Wilson.

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Ghost tells the story of two white, rich, young people whose love traverses the void betwixt this life and the next.

Or something.

Also the ghost solves a mystery.

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Today, we look back on Sister Act 2, a movie that had one job: come up with a believable reason that Whoopi would have to hide her identity again.

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Today, we look at Sister Act, a movie whose fun Catholicism made Damon question his atheism and whose FRIGGIN' CUT Harvey Keitel made DJ question his heterosexuality!

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Damon and DJ review this new holiday classic and the bizarre human courting rituals displayed within.

Watch as a young boy fulfills every kid's dream to fly around in a silver clam-shaped spaceship and make pals with an annoying alien robot with the voice of Pee-Wee Herman. Damon and DJ review 1986's Flight of the Navigator.

Join Damon and DJ as they review this classic tale of a half-man/half-crocodile who tears a trail of destruction through the Australian Outback and then moves on to devour New York City.

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski star in 1986's "Crocodile" Dundee.

We look back on the movie that had everyone saying "They're heeeeeere," which was really funny the first few times: Poltergeist.

This week, we look back on a movie about an alien hunting Special Ops soldiers for sport, of which, the most unrealistic aspect is an Austrian guy named "Dutch."

Damon and DJ review Predator, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.