Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

You ever see Michael Madsen sleepwalk? You want to? This week: Free Willy!

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You can mock it, but this movie did a lot to raise awareness of facial removal surgery. This week: Face/Off!

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Y'know that feeling in a horror movie when she goes upstairs and you yell, "No! He's up there!!!"? Well, replace "goes upstairs" with "trusts white colonists" and replace "He's up there" with "He's going to kill you, enslave you and force your progeny onto reservations" and add a cute raccoon. Boom: Pocahontas!

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Sometimes -- and I think we all know this -- you just need a hotshot lawyer with a DUI who hates kids to turn your rag-tag peewee hockey team around. Damon and DJ watch The Mighty Ducks.

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We tried to get DJ to participate in this conversation, but he just kept standing in the corner doing the Hundred Hand Slap and saying "Can't you do better than that?" over and over. It was really frustrating.

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Teenagers with attitudes. Interdimensional beings that were in the mood. Don't just stand there; let's get to it. Strike a pose there's nothing to it: morph.

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Any one could have said, "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that," but only Tom Hanks could make "I've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb, then bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that" funny. This week, The 'Burbs.

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In our 50th episode, we review Titanic with special guest Laura Taylor!

Fun fact: in the original cut, after Jack screams "I'm the king of the world!", there was a shot of King Neptune saying "Oh yeah?" while rubbing his hands together malevolently.

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This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

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This week, we look at a movie that, if the Internet is to be believed, is IMPOSSIBLE to enjoy due to its scientific inaccuracies: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

Special thanks to our Patrons, including Dan M., Jonathon D., Joshua N., Amy P. and Ghost in the Burbs!

If you'd like to become unshrunken, normal sized patrons like them, please support us on Patreon at patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot!