Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

This week we look back on the movie that sounds like a kids' show and gives Damon an excuse to break out his flawless Australian accent.

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You ever wondered what it's like to be a bug? ... What's that? .... Oh, you already saw Antz? ... Well, this one has Phyllis Diller in it.

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Real ants are ugly. With their multiple sets of eyes, alien-like mandibles, and a segmented body perched on spindly legs, they're the stuff of nightmares. And yet, somehow, they have nothing on the ants of Antz.

Thank you to our Patrons for thinking of the colony above themselves, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

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Phenomenon is a classic Flowers for Algernon story: except the mouse is Kyra Sedgwick and the flowers are a brain tumor.

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Voldemort vs. Vedder: whoever wins, we lose. In this episode we ponder the philosophical depths of Powder (1995).

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This week, we look back on a movie that has the bravery to say, "F*ck it, let's blow up the Mir Space Station."

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Remember that meteor movie?!

No. The other one.

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Finally a movie that does what we all wish we could: push the most hated actor in a generation into a fiery cauldron of magma. SEE YOU IN HELL, TOM HANKS.

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Volcano (1997) features rough-hewn, weathered, craggy, stone-faced, stoic, hardened... ....siiiiigh...

You already got the joke, right? We're talking about Tommy Lee Jones.

Thank you to our magmatic Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen and Kathleen Campagna. If you'd like to narrowly escape the clutches of a slow-moving lava flow like them, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot

Have you ever watched a disaster movie and wished YOU were the intransigent grandmother in the boiling lake of acid? This week, Dante's Peak!

Thank you to our magmatic Patrons, including Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen and Kathleen Campagna. If you'd like to narrowly escape the clutches of a pyroclastic cloud like them, please support the podcast at https://patreon.com/yourinnerchildisanidiot