Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Do you know golf balls live in golf holes? They do. But, counter to prevailing thought, golf balls are not, in fact, too good for their homes, as their homes are being decimated by man-made developments. Please give generously to the world wildlife fund to stop this habitat destruction.

Thank you to our hard-hitting Patrons, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

If there's anything we learned in this love letter to both the American educational system and the techniques that the moneyed class use to insulate themselves from actual consequences, it's this: O'DOYLE RULES.

Thank you to our gibberish-speaking Patrons, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

Today, we discuss 10 Things I Hate About You, JoGoLev's "nice guy" talk, Julia Stiles's joyless dancing, and sex-god Larry Miller.

Thank you to our bad boy Patrons for singing to us on the bleachers, including: Jacob Grimm, Corey Cummings, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

Freddie Prinze, Jr. mom-smiles his way through a date with deformed crone Rachael Leigh Cook.

Thank you to our dreamy Patrons for supporting us nightly beside the green, green grass, including: Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

Ssssssssssomebody stop me! ... No, seriously. This is our second Jim Carrey movie in a row. Dear god, somebody stop us.

Thank you to our animated Patrons for turning into possessed whirling dervishes, including: Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

I don't know if we've watched another movie that made us say, "Jesus...we were pretty terrible when we were tweens". Out of our butts, of course.

Thank you to our animal-loving Patrons for mugging to the camera with us, including: Jacob Grimm, Brandon Hardy, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

What was the original Gremlins missing? The vocal stylings of Tony Randall!

Thank you to our fun-loving anarchist Patrons for eating after midnight with us, including: Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Keaton Ellis, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

Remember how the Grinch hates Christmas because he's antisocial and The Whos are good-hearted people whose pure love of Christmas changes his heart? What if, instead, The Grinch hates Christmas because he's mercilessly bullied by the consumerist, wasteful, selfish Whos, and only changes his mind on a fluke?! Fah-hoo-dooray!

Thank you to our grumpy misanthrope Patrons for helping us recognize the true spirit of the season us with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna, Amy Parman and Kristin Carter.

Gaslighting Your Family: The Movie!

Also... surprise! Robin Williams does a bunch of voices.

Thank you to our hip old granny Patrons for nannying us with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.

We gather together / to ask The Lord's blessing; / He chastens and hastens / His will to munch on some grindage.

Thank you to our funky Patrons for weaseling us (?) with their support, including Jacob Grimm, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghosts in the Burbs, Jonathon Day, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Adam Reyna, Kathleen Campagna and Kristin Carter.