Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

DJ told Damon that he'd fight for him, lie for him, walk the wire for him, and, naturally, die for him. But Damon insisted on maintaining social distancing.

This week, we look back on Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

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Exactly how sexy is a 1994 Rick Moranis? Join DJ and special guest host LT as they watch Little Giants and find out.

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Four children are magicked away to Level 6 in Super Mario Bros. 3 and are befriended by a Furry's nightmare and Lion-Jesus, in order to kill a monarchical hygge fanatic.

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What does Mike Myers's career trajectory have to do with Natalie Wood's death? Surprisingly a lot!

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Oh you want a catchphrase-laden synopsis of Wayne's World? Shyeah right! As if!

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In this episode, we finally investigate the Pagan origins of Saturnalia and Ernest P. Worrell's role in them.

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Designing Women is a show about women who design. You can see this demonstrated because sometimes one of them is holding a book of fabric swatches.

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The Golden Girls is a show about finding new life, finding chosen families, starting new beginnings, bonding, friendship, and cheesecake. Also, Blanche is a slut.

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Someone's murdering the beautiful and suspiciously twenty-five year old looking students in a California High School! Who? What? Where? How?!

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This week we watched Matrix Revolutions and have all our questions... ...well... I mean, I don't want to say "answered" so much as "acknowledged."

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