Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

"What is justice? Is it filing out the same harsh punishment no matter how minor the crime? Does fear truly create a free society? In the end, it makes you say, "Shut up, Wesley."

We are so excited to share this episode with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here:

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We had such a blast and so much to say that — much like the Enterprise saucer separating from its star drive section — we had to separate it into two parts. Part 2 is coming next week!

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

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If you read the Baby-Sitters Club books and thought they were great stories about girls who can't seem to stand each other, look the other way on statutory rape, and have sick rhymes about the central nervous system, HAVE WE GOT AN ADAPTATION FOR YOU.

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

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Babies need sitting! And when I tell you these girls can sit: THEY CAN SIT.

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Albert Collins. T-Bone Walker. B.B. King. Muddy Waters. Elizabeth Shue.

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Thank you to these Patrons for leaving the comforting confines of the suburbs: Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Kevin from Cleveland, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Primordial Burrito, Damon's Australian Accent, T. Smith, Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day, Manstrocity, Kathleen Campagna, Vincent Jorgensen, @SeeNerdRun, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Jirah Cox and Justin Shea.

Today, we look sack on Laballinth, a fanutsy film starring Jennifer Crotchelly and David Bulgey—sorry, Bowie.

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Far be it from us to contradict a movie up front like this, but kids, tell Mom the babysitter's dead.

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Thank you to these Patrons for being right on top of that, Rose: Kevin from Cleveland, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Primordial Burrito, Damon's Australian Accent, T. Smith, Lindsey Nell, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, The Zesty, Little Flick, Just Cuz, Jacob Grimm, Christine in Brooklyn, HizonerTheMayor, Jeremy Powlen, Joshua Nicholson, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Jonathon Day, Manstrocity, Kathleen Campagna, Keaton Ellis, Vincent Jorgensen, @SeeNerdRun, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Jason Lumpkin, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter and Justin Shea.

This week, we're — what was that? — we're looking back on — oh c'mon! — looking back on Capcom's Mega—COME ON!!! I JUMPED!!!

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Gotta know that body to guard that body.

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Baseball. The crack of the bat. The smell of the mitt. The touch of the dust. The taste of the umpire. The aura of the ball. The disappointment of your father's fetid corpse.

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Sandy Bullz stumbles upon the evil cyber terrorist group, The Praetorians. They want to:

1. Infiltrate the government's secure files.

2. ?????

3. Profit.

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