Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins.

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Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow.

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In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.

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The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir's base in Ithilien is in the running?

In this week's episode we'll finally...barely address it.

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A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.

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We look back on 1977's 'The Hobbit': the ur-stoner road movie.

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Watch a six-year-old, torn from the only family he's ever known, try to make his way back home. Along the way, he'll be chased by an obsessed woman, forced to live in a barn, and sold into slavery at a cruelly-run circus. Oh! And Cookie Monster!

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Thank you to these Patrons for telling us how to get to Sesame Street: Justin Shea, Dan McIntyre, Particle Man, Heather Tuggle, The Zesty, Karen Curd, Larissa Maestro, Lindsey Nell, T. Smith, Jeremy Powlen, Jonathon Day, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Kevin from Cleveland, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Brandon Hardy, Hizoner the Mayor, My Neighbour Burrito, Damon's Australian Accent, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Jacob Grimm, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Joshua Nicholson and Emeka Obika.

Spidey's back, and this time...it's uneven, with a lot of shoehorned plots and characters.

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This time Spider-Man fights a scientist who's been driven mad, and is trying to rescue years of research through illegal activity and general terrorism. I know, I know! But THIS time, Spidey KNOWS the guy!

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In this episode, we look back on Spider-Man. No, not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Not that one. Wait, go back one. Yeah, that one.

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