Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Romance! Dancing! Abortion!

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Whites be whiting.

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Watch Arnold struggle through the holidays to secure an action figure of...*checks notes*... "Tuer-bow-mahn."

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It's like 'Speed' in a building!

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Special thanks to Ben Hill for editing this episode!

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Two guys break all metaphysical laws, overcome death, best Lucifer, and manipulate God Themself in order to win a regional Battle of the Bands.

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Special thanks to Zachary Jablow for editing this episode!

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Two teenagers save civilization by barely passing History.

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London, 1895: attacks are on the rise. What kind of attacks? DRAC-ATTACKS.

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Waaaait...was she a great big fat person?

ShE wAS a biIiigG gIrRrL, yEeesSSss sssIiIrRrrr!

Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

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After Curious George dies from a banana-borne bacteria, The Man in the Yellow Hat turns his talents to busting up organized crime.

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Part 2 of our IN-DEPTH HARD-HITTING coverage of Star Trek: The Next Generation with our friends from Into the Wormhole with Larissa & Lauren! Check out their amazing show here:

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Special thanks to Benny Goldstein for editing this episode!

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