Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

Merry Christmas. Where's the Tylenol?

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On the menu: monkeys' brains and a red herring.

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A woman (not Ellen Ripley) tries to stop an evil organization (not the Weyland-Yutani Corporation) from breeding an alien race (not xenomorphs) as a biological weapon.

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Sometimes when the He-Manning gets too He-Manly, you need a She-Ra.

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You probably haven't thought of what damage Looney Tunes antics could do to a human spinal column until now.

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Just some jacked-up twunks in BDSM gear and furry panties engaging in low impact wrestling…for kids!

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Remember that movie with the chipper songs, playful scenes and beautiful technicolor? This is its sequel, and it's very not that.

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I don't know why / I chase you like I do. /

Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you?

So let's take each other's low fronts / and we'll swirl into the final F5. / Mad about Twisters, baby. (hoo, hoo!).

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A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.

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