Just some jacked-up twunks in BDSM gear and furry panties engaging in low impact wrestling…for kids!

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Remember that movie with the chipper songs, playful scenes and beautiful technicolor? This is its sequel, and it’s very not that.

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I don’t know why / I chase you like I do. / 

Tell me, who / can destroy my house as much as you? 

So let’s take each other’s low fronts / and we’ll swirl into the final F5. / Mad about Twisters, baby. (hoo, hoo!).

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A show with a frank look at teenage life and a terrible read on Anne Frank.

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Mum’s the word!

No, but seriously, rate and review us in your preferred podcast app.

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The only way this could be more Southern is if it were cast with penguins.

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Watch in wonder as James Spader nervously feeds a 5th Avenue bar to a space cow.

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In the finale of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, we finally get the weird slow-motion Hobbit bed frolicking we all deserve.

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The debate has raged for years: what are the two towers of the title? Is it Orthanc and Barad Dûr? Maybe Orthanc and Cirith Ungol? Perhaps Faramir’s base in Ithilien is in the running?

In this week’s episode we’ll finally...barely address it.

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A hobbit attempts to make a return without a receipt.

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