Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

You ever have a secret you couldn't tell your partner, so you almost let them die, then tell them anyway, then give up the powers that made them fall for you right when the greatest threat Earth's ever known arrives, then you get your powers back, defeat the threat and then give your partner amnesia? It's called "love."

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A young girl yearns to get human-affirming surgery to lead her best life. She then turns to witchcraft after being rejected by her father. ACCEPT YOUR KIDS FOR WHO THEY ARE, PEOPLE.

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Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us with your -- what's it called again? Money.: Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon's Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Amy Parman

Toe pick!

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Thank you to our Patrons for falling in love with us, despite our different upbringings, interests and general hatred for each other: Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon's Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Dan McIntyre is the Worst Amy Parman

This movie is about the adventures of the Men in Black, also known as MiB and/or Galaxy Defenders. [They] dress in black suits with the black Ray-Ban [brand sunglasses] on. They walk in shadow [metaphorically], move in silence [more or less], and guard against extra-terrestrial violence [sort of]. But, yo, [they] ain't on no government list. [They] straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints. [If perhaps you] saw somethin' strange, watch your back, 'cause you never quite know where the MIB's is at.

Now, just bounce with us.

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Thank you to our Patrons for getting an interior decorator up in here, cuz... damn.: Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon's Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Dan McIntyre is the Worst Amy Parman

We would have talked longer but I'm afraid we're gonna have to get our rest tonight, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all.

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Thank you to our Patrons for faking the words to the Star-Spangled Banner along with us: Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon's Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Dan McIntyre is the Worst Amy Parman

Dads, amiright?!

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MTV and the Idaho Tourism Board get together to make a movie that's, like, so random.

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This week we look back on a 90s Must-See TV classic, where a group of friends frequent a coffeeshop and recount the travails of dating in NYC. No, the other one.

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Grab a juice box and a snack as we trek back to the halcyon days of yore, when the full 60-second theme song was the highlight of each episode.

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Thank you to our Patrons for never failing when there's danger:

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This week, we look back at a time when Hollywood used to make original movies, rather than remaking or sequelizing everything under the sun! Get this: a Christmas-hating, greedy misanthrope is haunted by three ghosts until he learns to love humankind again! Crazy, right? Hollywood, take note!

Thank you to our very own Laura Taylor for editing this episode!

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Sometimes we find our Patrons hurting from giving too much. And we'd say "Stop it.": Particle Man, T. Smith, Caroline Amberson, Hizoner the Mayor, Shit on the Cartouche!, Larissa Maestro, Lindsay Alice Halik, Heather Tuggle, Jonathon Day, Damon's Australian Accent, Dan McIntyre, The Hands of Fate, Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon, The Elusive Fan Gromkin, Josh Frigo, Dramatically Placed Hot Dog, Travis Vance, Beth Surmont, David Mort, The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast, Just Cuz, Scalfasaurus, Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Karen Curd, Lindsey Nell, The Zesty, Jeremy Powlen, theKuehm, Jody Passanisi, M Moran, Jessica Hurtado, Jirah Cox, Manstrocity, Vincent Jorgensen, Kathleen Campagna, Toxoglossa, Dan McIntyre is the Worst, Amy Parman, Emily Bucago, Caroline Amberson, Jarrad Holbrook, Kristin Carter, Little Flick, Emeka Obika, Jason X, GoodCause, Justin Shea and Bill Haynes.