Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

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Grab your favorite bowl of sugary cereal and sit on the floor criss-cross-applesauce, it's time to watch some Saturday morning cartoons!

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Please... bore someone else with your... podcast.

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1. Atticus Finch 2. Clarence Darrow 3. Nell

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Are you finding a dearth of stories about above average women getting with unremarkable men? Have we got a movie for you! Spoiler: He tries to f*** the pie.

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Woman who wants plants to rule the Earth allies herself with man who wants to freeze the Earth in a well thought-out scheme.

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Spoiler: they eat lunch.

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This is a real movie starring Bruce Willis. We are not joking. Well... we are. But not about that.

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It's Valentines Day; take a chance on that widower you've never seen who lives 2,500 miles away while tanking your engagement.

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This week we look back on 1992's Batman Returns. You're probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed in Gotham City, but the title is his "return" to theaters where he had been absent since 1989. It's a little soupçon of dramatic irony; a little in-joke between the filmmaker and the audience. …Anyway, there's a penguin and a cat.

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An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want.

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