Zedis lapedis! We watched ‘Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century’, and we tolerated it MAJOR.  

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This week, we look back on The Blues Brothers, where the world was introduced to Dan Aykroyd’s legendary self-restraint.  

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Three men, technically two babies, Tom Selleck's mustache and a weird heroin subplot.    Special thanks to Dramatically Placed Hot Dog for this episode request!

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This week, we look back on the the movie that would require the least amount of work to create a gay porn parody title: X-Men.   Special thanks to Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon for the "Damon's Problematic Corner" theme song!

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This week we find out why Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Z hate Millennials. 

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You ever have a secret you couldn’t tell your partner, so you almost let them die, then tell them anyway, then give up the powers that made them fall for you right when the greatest threat Earth’s ever known arrives, then you get your powers back, defeat the threat and then give your partner amnesia? It’s called “love.”

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A young girl yearns to get human-affirming surgery to lead her best life. She then turns to witchcraft after being rejected by her father. ACCEPT YOUR KIDS FOR WHO THEY ARE, PEOPLE.

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Thank you to our Patrons for supporting us with your -- what's it called again? Money.:  Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon’s Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Amy Parman

Toe pick!

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Thank you to our Patrons for falling in love with us, despite our different upbringings, interests and general hatred for each other:  Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon’s Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Dan McIntyre is the Worst Amy Parman

This movie is about the adventures of the Men in Black, also known as MiB and/or Galaxy Defenders. [They] dress in black suits with the black Ray-Ban [brand sunglasses] on. They walk in shadow [metaphorically], move in silence [more or less], and guard against extra-terrestrial violence [sort of]. But, yo, [they] ain't on no government list. [They] straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints. [If perhaps you] saw somethin' strange, watch your back, 'cause you never quite know where the MIB's is at.

Now, just bounce with us.

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Thank you to our Patrons for getting an interior decorator up in here, cuz... damn.:  Just Cuz Lindsay Halik Scalfasaurus Beth Surmont Captain Jean-Luc Picard Caroline Amberson Damon’s Australian Accent David Mort Dr. Malcolm's Heaving Bosom Dramatically Placed Hot Dog Heather Tuggle Hizoner the Mayor Jackson Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Damon James Taylor Jeremy Powlen Jonathon Day Josh Frigo Karen Curd Larissa Maestro Lindsey Nell Particle Man Shit on the Cartouche! T. Smith The Elusive Fan Gromkin The Hands of Fate The McWilley House of Cats The Supreme Ruler of This Podcast The Zesty Tommy Boy Is My Favorite Movie Travis Vance Vincent Jorgensen Bill Haynes Dan McIntyre Toxoglossa theKuehm My Neighbour Burrito Manstrocity Little Flick Kristin Carter Kathleen Campagna Justin Shea Jody Passanisi Jirah Cox Jessica Hurtado Jason X Jarrad Holbrook GoodCause Emily Bucago Emeka Obika Dan McIntyre is the Worst Amy Parman

We would have talked longer but I’m afraid we're gonna have to get our rest tonight, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all.

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