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Spoiler: they eat lunch.

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This is a real movie starring Bruce Willis. We are not joking. Well... we are. But not about that. 

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It’s Valentines Day; take a chance on that widower you’ve never seen who lives 2,500 miles away while tanking your engagement.

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This week we look back on 1992’s Batman Returns. You’re probably asking yourself, where was Batman? Does the movie address his absence? No, Batman stayed in Gotham City, but the title is his “return” to theaters where he had been absent since 1989. It’s a little soupçon of dramatic irony; a little in-joke between the filmmaker and the audience. …Anyway, there’s a penguin and a cat.

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An ever-increasing mob of nonbinary monsters take over Smalltown, USA. This is the future liberals want.

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This week we look back on the Kevin Pollack and JT Walsh vehicle, ‘A Few Good Men.’ We were all quoting its famous line in the 90s: “Captain Galloway, why don’t you get yourself a cup of coffee?”.

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The only way to stop a deranged criminal is with a cop who plays by his own rules and is beholden to no concern for civilians’ safety or property. Oh. And it’s the future.

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This week, we look back on ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’: a movie that knows that the scariest thing in the world is a poorly-lit rain slicker.

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We look back on 1986’s Little Shop of Horrors, as well as each of its endings! Which one is your favorite? The theatrical ending? The original ending? Or the ending where Mrs. Peacock did it all? 

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In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is watching this movie and talking about it to you. 

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