Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

In The Witches, a cabal of magical women want to turn every child into a mouse, but there might also be a downside.

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The question is: did we love this movie or did we LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVV this movie?

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Today, we look back on Willow. It's pretty much Lord of the Rings, except there's a baby instead of a ring, Aragorn is an asshole, Gollum is Kevin Pollack, and women actually get something to do.

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Gone in 60 Seconds, but with uglier cars.

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A movie about Nicolas Cage stealing a car he's dubbed, Eleanor, presumably after first lady and diplomat Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Classic tale: boy meets girl, boy follows girl to interdimensional fight tournament, boy meets some other girl, boy fights ice-shooting... ...Jesus Christ.

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Very little fighting. None of it on the streets.

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God? If there is a God... Can you stop controlling the weather and tracking our every minor transgression to help an American League team win, not even the World Series, but the Pennant?

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This week we look at the rags-to-riches story of the grandson of a millionaire inheriting an MLB club, then using his clout to force himself in as their coach. In short: relatable.

Thank you to our Patrons for reminding us how to have fun while podcasting, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R, Jarrad Holbrook and Kathleen Campagna.

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Ghost, Passenger 57, and Luigi team up to teach a small town the power of the color red.

Thank you to our Patrons for teaching us the power of being ourselves, including Jacob Grimm, Larissa Maestro, Dan McIntyre, Ghost in the Burbs, Joshua Nicholson, Kristin Carter, Jonathon Day, Karen Curd, Jeremy Powlen, Adam R and Kathleen Campagna.

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