Your Inner Child Is An Idiot

"IT'S A STIMPEED!"

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What if Hot Topic was a movie? This week, The Nightmare Before Christmas!

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This holiday season, it's important to remember the true meaning of Christmas: letting a man die of a spinal injury in the snow after you steal his clothes and transportation.

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The closest thing to a Thanksgiving movie we could find was Addams Family Values, a movie about a Halloween-y family going to summer camp.

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In 1988, Nintendo released a game that finally let you play as Mario, Luigi, Toa...

Look, let's not play around here. You played as the Princess from 1-1 to 7-2. You can't lie to us.

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Two servants stop a rapist cult leader scientist who is holding two innocent people hostage in a dank castle AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD GUYS. This week: The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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A story of a pig who wanted to be a sheepdog and a man *chokes* a man who *sobs audibly*

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Join Damon and DJ as they explore the strange, shoulder pad-dominated world of the 80s. How very.

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Physically unappealing characters plod through a washed-out apocalyptic wasteland in The Land Before Time, the movie that you watched at numerous sleepovers at that one really religious friend's house.

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Today, DJ and Damon bravely debate where exactly the Danger Zone lies. Modern day Iraq? The Fertile Crescent? Or (as one religion posits) Jackson County, Missouri?

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