We asked listeners for their most embarrassing mistakes when trying to speak French.

Important background:

Jouer means "to play", jouir means "to orgasm".

J'ai chaud means "I'm hot", je suis chaud means "I'm horny".

Un baiser is "a kiss", baiser is "to f$$k"

The rest are pretty self explanatory.

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Oh, and if you're easily offended, do not listen to this episode.