Your Poverty Offends Me: LIW American Horror Story Review

We finally start to hint at what Tate has done with these ghosts from an episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark? We also spend a lot of time on home decoration and sad ghosts.

The dead can walk amongst us all and therefor kill us all on Halloween. Wouldn’t that mean we’d have a zillion murders on Halloween? This is a terrifying world like the Purge. Anyway, we are introduced to Chad and Pat and they like to argue and will continue to do so for the remainder of the season.

Come take the Murder House tour with me. Watch as Ben falls asleep during a therapy session! Watch in horror as Moira presents herself like an animal in the wild. Cover your eyes as Violet and Viv tour an apartment!! And you won’t want to miss the finale of the Murder House tour as Ben and Viv argue about finances!!! The horror!

Georgia would hate this episode. If you love getting anti-preggers then this is your episode. It also has inept copycat murderers and mature porn.

I didn’t realize how rushed this episode is but this is my third/fourth watch through and it’s in a rush to get you to the actual plot. Masturbating in front of a window is good therapy. I wish I saw everyone as young Moira because life would be better. Glad to finally be getting around to season 1 so enjoy! This episode is longer than I’d like but the first episode of a season is always full of setup.

Perhaps the last episode of this show. The podcast not the actual TV show. Not sure yet. But let's finish it off the same exact way Avengers Endgame does but without the budget or viewers. Time travel demon smashers away!

This is my full-circle episode where I finally get my Kathy Bates Flesh-bot that I've been talking about for 5 years now which is an insane and true statement. How is that possible? Also, this is the shortest episode ever.

Is this the first clip from an AHS episode played on the show? Possibly. I really don't know. It was important to hear the insane line stated. I demand a back-story season to know what the Satanic lady did to deserve to burn in the worst part of hell.

Voodoo heart surgery. 80's VHS horror movie made in 2015 for some reason. Mind reading for no reason. Voodoo hell is apparenlty awesome. Death of flesh and blood Kathy Bates character. Not flesh-bot Kathy.

FINALLY. We get to see him tearjerk! Oh, and we also see the rest of our characters from season 1. Plus a man with the most badass title I've ever heard in my life.