Your Poverty Offends Me: LIW American Horror Story Review

Thank you for reading this podcast description. If you are a woman then you are a magical creature. If you are a man... how dare you read this you SCUM? You turd. You scummy turd. Valerie Solanis is coming for you. Well, not anymore because she died for your sins. So you're welcome. Or something like that. It doesn't really make sense.

Good episode but very predictable. Kai takes his bid for city counsel to the next level with 2 speeches that go very smoothly. Unless you count a lovable AHS actor showing up and giving him shit and a mass shooting. Either way the plot is advancing which is a refreshing change of pace.

Kai's cult takes things to the next level by killing a gimp. That's a strange lifestyle and Phoenix makes his opinions of it known. This episode of AHS is called Holes and for once a AHS season isn't full of them.

This is the best AHS episode since season 2. Truly. It's such a relief to not have to deal with a shitty AHS season. Makes my job more difficult though. It's easier to make fun of things when they're terrible. Anyway, Kai is recruiting his cult and is willing to take care of your hard-on that won't quit to get you aboard. That's a good quality to have in a leader. So grab your jizz mop and listen to the LIW review!

This is a conspiracy episode for Phoenix. He lays out some possible scenarios about plots/characters that he believes will happen in future episodes. Or not. Who knows. Also, the fuck is with that Goosebumps glowing green truck? Too much glowing green. Too much. Anyway, this is a great episode for psychopaths and haters of animals alike.

I don't like it when tv titles give me orders. I'll be afraid of the dark if I goddamn want to be. I just choose not to be. Independent of any outside orders. In this episode, Allison Pill continues to believe that her insane wife is seeing clowns. Until she realizes she's insane. Then right back into believing her. It's a vicious circle, folks. Despite this sarcastic tone, this is my favorite episode of the last 5 seasons. Yes, it's been a bit of a dry spell for success for AHS.

Looking to escape the nonstop media barrage of Donald Trump reporting? Sick of seeing your facebook friends arguing about politics? Wouldn't you love to escape that by checking into your favorite horror themed television show? Too fucking bad. Prepare to watch as your reality is portrayed on the screen with familiar actors. This season, Evan Peters is Kurt Cobain as Heath Ledger's Joker if he were super racist. Try to enjoy.

It's the end of this season and I feel fine. The season was fine. The episode was pointless. Anyway, watch as minor character Lee is treated like the star of the season via usage of 6 different television shows within the show. It gets confusing. This season is nothing but bringing people to a house to get killed. It was like the Friday The 13th series.

Everyone goddamn dies. Or, all but 1 like the show said would happen. This episode is nothing but every character running around until they die. Only 10 episode this season though! That's great news. This episode also has 3 new pointless characters that are millennials so they constantly talk about social media before dying in horrible ways. Lee eats a heart. What the fuck happened in this episode? It's chaos. 

This is a boring episode. I just don't care about cannibalism. Unless it's happening to me, it's boring to watch. The cast is whittled down in this one. I also didn't realize Cain was played by Finn Wittrock. He's too good and it scares me. I also blow up on Ryan Murphy about spoiling his own show all the time. - Phoenix