Your Poverty Offends Me: LIW American Horror Story Review

I talk about my awesome podcast listeners for my show "Wet Throats" which is out every Tuesday. Also this episode has zombies for no reason. CGI deer better than The Walking Dead. Leslie Grossman is not a teenager so why did they write her as one? She was born before Dark Side Of The Moon was released. Not a teenager.

Get your breakfast ready, say your satanic prayers and devour your pancakes while you listen to this podcast. We finally get some backstory on Lestat the demon vampire man-child.

Mutants! Poison! Interview sessions! I also rant about how bad the 80's really were.

Watching a man in a rubber gimp suit plow Evan Peters from behind is a great way to end the career of such an elegant actress. Seriously, how does the Rubber Man make any sense in this storyline?

The world ends and only attractive gay men survive. Plus everyone looks like a Matrix vampire or something. I will say this about season 8: Apocalypse... so far so good. Much, much better than the Freak Show season. Much.

Another season of AHS has come to an end and for the first time in several years, I'm sad. This season was fucking great and I say that with confidence. I figure it's only fair that I shit on it when it's bad, I should proclaim my love when it's great. Can we somehow give Evan Peters an Oscar for a TV show? Let's make it happen. Let's make the Oscars great again. It feels weird to be this positive in a podcast description. It's making me feel funny.

All In The (Manson) Family. (Manson) Family Ties. (Manson) Family Guy. (Manson) Family Matters. (Manson) Family Feud. (Manson) Family Man.

Whenever I get together with friends we play the "drink poison Kool-Aid out of a small paper cup and see who is willing to die for me but only to have it turn out to be regular Kool-Aid" game. It's a lot of fun.

Remember that movie series Saw? So does American Horror Story. Ever been to a haunted house? So has American Horror Story.