The ladies of Zero Doinks are back for a very special 2020 version of America's favorite segment, Estrogen N Eggs. The boys get you ready for Packers week as you fry up your Thanksgiving turkey (hopefully not Cornish Hen because that would be murder). Enemy lines are crossed as Fans N Eggs visits Beer Watching John in Wisconsin. Plus tons more! Happy Thanksgiving from Zero Doinks!

00:00 - 00:51 - A Thanksgiving song as requested by Dan Doinks (background music courtesy of a karaoke company)

00:52 - 01:56 - What's on tap this episode?

01:57 - 04:13 - The boys touch on a little bit of Packers and a little bit of Cornish Hen

04:14 - 23:43 - Bears-Packers preview. Things all the sudden got super weird about a certain cartoon.

23:44 - 37:37 - Hamm's N Bread (sports gambling segment). Rick Feelsmen stops by with a youth he met at a KFC to brag about his 1-1-1 week.

37:38 - 45:25 - Bears Fantasy Corner (fantasy football segment).

45:25 - 82:23 - Estrogen N Eggs. The wives of Dan and Bill Doinks stop by to play a little game of Hot or Not.

82:24 - 82:53 - Where you can find us on the interwebs.

82:53 - 92:52 - Big Ten Minute. How are the Illini and Gophers looking? College hoops start this week!

92:53 - 102:27 - Fans N Eggs. The boys visit John in Wisconsin to learn what it is to be a beer watcher and a Bears fan across enemy lines.

102:28 - 115:57 - Outro.

115:58 - END - Outro music including "Party Soft" by Coach Cuse

After a 5-1 start, the Bears are now 5-5 heading into their off week and holy crap their offense might be the worst thing anyone has ever laid their eyeballs on. The boys of Zero Doinks talk about the loss on Monday Night Football against the Vikings and discuss long-term implications and what they'd do if they were a McCaskey. Bears Fantasy Corner takes a look back, Hamm's N Bread looks at gambling angles and celebrates the first ever 3-0 weekend for gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen, heard exclusively on Zero Doinks. B1G Minute discusses an Illini win, a Gophers loss and an upcoming hoops season. Hamms N Ted talks about Theo Epstein's resignation and Tony La Russa's latest DUI. Plus much more, including some Bulls chatter. Zzzzzzzero Doinks.

Wow, the Bears might stink, huh? Still tons of reasons to listen to this episode though, with fun surprises throughout including an outro you aren't going to want to miss. That was a rough go in Tennessee as the Bears drop their third straight after a stinker against the Titans. What went wrong? Too much to say. The Vikings come to town for a Monday night showdown that all of America is craving. We will look at gambling and fantasy football angles galore. Rick Feelsmen had a winning record! The Illini lost to the Gophers but hoops are around the corner in B1G Minute. A few thoughts about America as we hit up the phones during the last portion of the show. Thanks for still listening!

A clutch Cairo Santos got the Bears into overtime but the offense couldn't do enough to steal a win against the Saints as the Bears drop two straight and find themselves 5-3 with eight games left. The boys talk all about the game against New Orleans (Taysom Hill TD catch!?!?) and preview this weekend's huge game against the Titans. Can the Bears turn it around? Is this a must win? That's cliche but shit, this might be that. Hamms N Bread visits loads of gambling angles (not to mention a visit from exclusive Zero Doinks gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen) and Bears Fantasy Corner dives deep into who you should add to your daily fantasy roster this weekend. Martha in Tennessee is the first-ever female guest on Fans N Eggs as she kindly allows ZD to visit her across enemy lines. The Illini and Gophers are 0-2 and play each other this weekend in the Toilet Covid Bowl. Plus much more including some bonus baseball talk on Hamms N Ted. Oh boy.

0:00 - 05:00 - 'Highlights' of Bears-Saints plus what's on tap this episode (song courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks, Daughter of Bill Doinks, inspired by Death Cab For Cutie; highlights courtesy of Fox and chicagobears.com)

05:01 - 47:57 - Review of Bears-Saints. Yikes, that one stung. Nick Foles stinks, eh? Are there any fixes we can see? How do the Bears stand in the NFC playoff hunt? How is the last half of the year going to shake out? (sound at end courtesy of NFL Netowkr)

47:58 - 72:15 - Preview of Bears-Titans. Dan Doinks takes us on a walk through Nashville and reminds us of Bears wins past. 

72:16 - 87:38 - Hamm's N Bread. Dan has a cold streak going on. Which way are the boys leaning in the Titans game? Rick Feelsmen pops in for his hot hot picks from 78:36 - 83:48. Hopefully this is a big bounce back week for us all. 

87:39 - 102:18 - Bears Fantasy Corner. Dan met a clown during Halloween. Revisiting Little Caesar's logo. Who did the boys recommend for their Daily Fantasy teams?

102:19 - 142:53 - Fans N Eggs (fan interview segment). The boys visit Nashville and Bears/Titans fan Martha. Her story is incredible as her experience in the FBI saw some things that would cost us some sleep. Also, apparently Memphis sucks and sloths can't be touched with the human hand.

142:54 - 146:08 - Big Ten Minute. The Illini stink and have a lot of Covid issues. The Gophers also stink. Both teams play each other this week. Does anyone care?

146:09 - 146:39 - Where can you find us on the interwebs?

146:40 - 164:56 - Hamm's N Ted. The Cubs are weird and the Sox just hired Tony La Russa. Bill tries to make heads or tails of that Jerry Reinsdorf-led decision.

164:57 - 179:56 - Outro. Hey it's election day. Everything's fine.

179:57 - 184:09 - Outro Music. Full "Bears lose" song for your enjoyment. Into The Dark, Red Zone's Stark courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks, Daughter of Bill Doinks and inspired by Death Cab for Cutie.

A Monday night to forget as the Bears leave Los Angeles without having scored an offensive touchdown. With Chicago still 5-2, what changes can be made to stop the bleeding? New Orleans comes to town for a Sunday afternoon affair. Will Dan's criticisms of Taysom Hill come back to haunt us all? Sports gambling and fantasy football angles galore this week, a quick visit to the B1G and the boys head to Louisiana to chat with Bears fan Jarred during this week's Fans N Eggs. Plus much much more. Let's lick our wounds together. That sounds weird.

0:00 - 05:02 - the world premiere of the Bears devastating loss song, "Into The Dark (Red Zone's Stark)" by Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks and Daughter of Bill Doinks with inspiration from Death Cab For Cutie. Plus a look at what's on tap tonight.

05:03 - 50:24 - Bears-Rams review. What in the hell is going on with Matt Nagy's offense? We are about all out of new offensive playcalling options if you've listened to the past couple weeks but let's continue to get creative. Did anyone earn the Cornish Hen Bears Player Of The Week?

50:25 - 51:13 - How you can be the next Zero Doinks

51:14 - 74:20 - Saints preview. Do people hate Sean Payton? Is there a Sandusky still on staff for New Orleans? Why are the Bensons worth so much money? What happened with the weird Catholic church fiddling and diddling scandal?

74:21 - 92:53 - Hamm's N Bread (gambling segment). Rick Feelsmen drops by to offer his hot hot picks which will keep you at or slightly above .500. Which way are the boys leaning in Bears-Saints? Any teasers that Dan Doinks wants to slap in front of the audience?

92:52 - 107:36 - Bears Fantasy Corner (fantasy football segment). Unique angles and weirdness take center stage during this week's fantasy football segment. Don't miss it.

107:37 - 129:55 - Fans N Eggs (fan interview segment). Dan and Bill visit Louisiana this week and chat with Jarred (@MrSmith8201) regarding all things New Orleans, including crawfish, BBQ, beer and tons more.

129:56 - 130:26 - Where you can find Zero Doinks on the interwebs.

130:27 - 133:44 - B1G Minute. The Illini and Gophers both stunk last weekend.

133:45 - END - Happy Halloween, Doinkers. We love you.

Another incredible defensive performance lands the Bears atop the NFC North at 5-1. Haters gonna hate (is that what the kids say) but don't look now - Chicago is fighting for top billing in the NFC. The boys of Zero Doinks review the Carolina game and the Fans N Eggs vote on their Cornish Hen Player Of The Week. Monday Night Football looms with the Bears heading to Los Angeles and a big game against the Rams. Gambling and fantasy football angles will be looked at as will an always-awkward yet sensual visit from sports gambling sharp Rick Feelsmen. Fans N Eggs takes a visit to Mexico with Bears fan extraordinaire Diego as he introduces us to his incredible Bears fan club. Plus much more as always!

0:00 - 02:42 - Highlights from Week 6 and what's on tap this episode (highlights courtesy of Fox TV and chicagobears.com; music courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks and children of the two of them)

02:43 - 44:38 - Review of Bears-Panthers. Are the Bears the greatest 5-1 team that has ever walked the Earth? Why so many haters? I guess the offense does still stink, huh? What are some solutions? This defense is still very sexy. Who wins this week's Zero Doinks Cornish Hen Player Of The Game?

44:39 - 45:27 - How you can become the next Zero Doinks

45:28 - 68:47 - LA Rams preview. A huge MNF matchup awaits as Sean McVay and his weird staff host the Bears. Dan Doinks walks us through some Bears-Rams history but things start to go off the rails a little bit toward the end of the segment. (audio at the beginning courtesy of the 1980s and YouTube)

68:48 - 88:28 - Hamm's N Bread (sports gambling segment). Which way are the boys going in Bears-Rams? What are expert sharp Rick Feelsmen's three hot hot picks for the week during the segment within the segment Hamm's N Spreads (76:30 - 82:01)? Anything else catching Dan Doinks eye to win us all some hot cash? And why do Subway sandwich shops smell so weird? (audio at the end courtesy of one of the Batman movies)

88:29 - 97:27 - Bears Fantasy Corner (fantasy football advice). Who are the top two recommended plays of Zero Doinks for Monday's Bears-Rams game? Who gets the weekly Tayson Hill trash fantasy player award presented by Glad?

97:28 - 115:11 - Fans N Eggs (Bears fan interview segment). The boys visit Diego in Mexico (@dandarzae) as he talks about the red hot Bears fan club he is part of in Monterrey. How many Bears fans are there in his area? Ever been to Chicago? Do they serve Hamm's in his area? 

115:12 - 115:42 - How to follow Zero Doinks on the interwebs.

115:43 - 125:16 - Big Ten Minute (Big Ten football/basketball segment). B1G football is back this weekend! The Illini kick things off in Madison and the Gophers host Michigan and ESPN Gameday. What are these squad's prospects in 2020?

125:17 - 133:57 - Outro thoughts. Did you say you were boycotting the NFL for whatever your reasons were? Grow up, you're not welcomed back now that the Bears are obviously Super Bowl-bound. Just grow up and stop being such a baby.

133:58 - END - Such Great Heights (Bear Down Now) victory song courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks, their children, and originally Postal Service, of course.

An incredible win at home against Tom Brady's Bucs gives the 4-1 Bears a winning feeling heading into Week 6 and inspired Zero Doinks to debut a brand new Bears victory song. The boys of Zero Doinks review Thursday night's victory while looking toward Sunday's clash against the red hot Carolina Panthers, including gambling angles and predictions as well as fantasy football advice. Fans N Eggs visits Ames, Iowa, this week with college football expert Matthias (@MatthiasWRNL). Bill takes a few moments to bury the memory of former White Sox manager Ricky Renteria and pitching coach Don Cooper. Plus much more!

0:00 - 4:00 - World premiere of the exclusive Zero Doinks Chicago Bears victory song Such Great Heights (Bear Down Now) (courtesy of Coach Cuse, Bill Doinks, children of both Coach Cuse and Bill Doinks as well as original song performed by Postal Service)

04:01 - 05:11 - What's on tap this episode?

05:12 - 49:19 - Bears-Bucs review. How good are these Bears? Is Nagy okay? Should we expect more of Foles? Who gets the Cornish Hen Chicago Bears Player of the Week as voted on by our past Fans N Eggs guests? (sound courtesy of Fox Sports)

49:20 - 50:09 - How you can be the next Zero Doinks

50:10 - 81:18 - Bears-Panthers preview. Dan Doinks walks us through the weird staff and front office of Carolina and Bill Doinks reflects on his trip to Charlotte for Bears-Panthers in 2003 and some hotel room weirdness. Hubba Hubba. (sound courtesy of the interwebs)

81:19 - 98:38 - Hamms N Bread with Rick Feelsmen visiting for Hamms N Spreads. What gambling angles are in store for this week's Bears game plus what else looks intriguing throughout the league. Rick Feelsmen pops in for his three hot hot picks as he is back on track as Mister Two and One.

98:39 - 99:08 - Where can you find us on the interwebs?

99:09 - 115:49 - Bears Fantasy Corner. Which Bears should you insert into your lineups this week for fantasy football cash? Things get weird per usual.

115:50 - 146:53 - Fans N Eggs. This Bears fan interview segment visits Iowa this week and @MatthiasWRNL, a college football expert and writer for Iowa State's SB Nation site. Matthias talks about David Montgomery, some future QB and skill position options for the Bears plus tons more.

146:54 - END - The outro words touch on Ricky Renteria's firing from the White Sox and some hot trolling from Dan Doinks about who the Sox might be targeting for the job. How did Bill's marathon go? Plus more weirdness. The outro concludes with another taste of some Such Great Heights (Bear Down Now) and we love you for listening 

Woof, that was a forgettable offensive performance against the Colts, eh? The Bears finish the first quarter of the year 3-1 and try to rebound quickly with a short week as Tom Brady and the 3-1 Bucs visit Soldier Field on Thursday night. The boys of Zero Doinks go over what went wrong versus Indy and explore how they can bounce back against Tampa. Gambling and fantasy football angles are explored and Rick Feelsmen tries to bounce back from a rough 0-3 weekend at the window during Hamms N Spreads. Dan and Bill Doinks hop over the pond to visit Mike in England for this week's Fans N Eggs. The White Sox and the Cubs 2020 seasons experience a post mortem during Hamms N Ted. Plus much more!

0:00 - 4:20 - A smorgasbord of sound plus what's on tap in this episode of Zero Doinks (sound courtesy of the Chicago Bears, CBS, Pro Football Focus, Bears Postgame Live with David Kaplan; music by Faith No More 'Everything's Ruined')

4:21 - 41:49 - Bears-Colts review. Does Nagy stink at playcalling? What's up with special teams? Is C Patt overrated? Where is Cole Kmet? Can't blame the defense, right? Philip Rivers is annoying. Who wins the first ever Cornish Hen Player of the Game?

41:50 - 42:38 - How can you become the next Zero Doinks?

42:39 - 62:39 - Bears-Bucs preview. Dan Doinks walks us through Tampa's red hot coaching staff and front office as Tom Brady's Bucs come to town on a short week (audio courtesy of CBS, Bears Postgame Live and the Bucs song from the interwebs)

62:40 - 79:56 - Hamms N Bread sports gambling segment. What to make of the Bears +5.5 against Tampa. Rick Feelsmen visits for the world's first segment-within-a-segment, Hamms N Spreads (68:46 - 73:06), and tries to get back on track after an 0-3 week.

79:57 - 93:58 - Bears Fantasy Corner (fantasy football chatter). Who would the boys recommend for their clicks to pick this week from the Bears incredible offense? This segment always gets super weird so hang on tight.

93:59 - 123:56 - Fans N Eggs (Bears fan interview segment). Zero Doinks visits Billinge, England, this week to chat with Mike. Are the Bears red hot across the pond? Do they sell Hamm's in England? What genre will Mike visit next as an esteemed author?

123:57 - 139:49 - Hamms N Ted (Chicago baseball talk). Both the White Sox and Cubs lost in the Wild Card round of the 2020 baseball playoffs. The boys do a post mortem and look toward what changes could be in play in 2021.

139:50 - 140:19 - Where you can find us on the dark web

140:20 - END - Bill has a big weekend ahead of him and a warm message for a friend of the program. (outro instrumental music courtesy of Coach Cuse; outro finishing music courtesy of Bill Doinks and daughter of Bill Doinks)

So much to talk about this week as the Bears start 3-0 after an improbable comeback in Atlanta. Nick Foles is the story, though, as Mitch Trubisky is benched. The boys talk all about the win itself and what Coach Nagy's QB decision means for the rest of the season. Kenny from ATL visits to discuss how it was hosting a bunch of Falcons fans during the Bears win as Fans N Eggs visits both Georgia, and later in the show, Payton in South Dakota. What's the story with the 2-1 Indianapolis Colts this year? Dan Doinks explores their roster and coaching staff as only he can. Bill Doinks had a wild ride on DraftKings that he must relay and Rick Feelsmen tries to bounce back from a 1-2 week during the segment within a segment, Hamms N Spreads. Fantasy football angles are explored during Bears Fantasy Corner. Plus - it's playoff baseball time as both the Cubs and White Sox made it to the postseason. Plus tons more in this loaded episode of Zero Doinks.

0:00 - 2:22 - Highlights from Bears-Falcons (courtesy of Fox, chicagobears.com and TK N CASH)

2:23 - 3:43 - What's on tap this episode?

3:44 - 43:49 - Recap of Bears-Falcons. BDN in for Mitch. One of the greatest comebacks in NFL history. Mack and Hicks are back. Has the ceiling changed for this team?

43:50 - 73:26 - Fans N Eggs fan interview with Kenny in ATL. Our guy Kenny walks us through what it was like hosting a party for Falcons fans during last Sunday's game plus we learn about Kenny's life experiences and his love for the Illini.

73:27 - 74:15 - How you can be the next Zero Doinks

74:16 - 92:32 - Bears-Colts preview. Dan walks us through the Colts-Bears history and makes fun of their coaching staff, basically. (Audio entering the segment courtesy of CBS)

92:33 - 115:21 - Hamms N Bread sports gambling segment. Which way are the boys leaning for Bears-Colts? Bill had a wild ride on DraftKings that he needs to talk about. Dan has more teasers to wet your whistle. Rick Feelsmen pops in for Hamms N Spreads (106:09 - 110:28) as he tries to bounce back from a 1-2 week. Bill's TV was damaged by his son.

115:21: 115:51 - Where you can find us on social media.

115:52 - 125:15 - Bears Fantasy Corner. What two hot Bears offensive players should you scoop up off the waiver wire this week? Things get off the rails talking about the Saints.

125:16 - 143:59 - Hamms N Ted baseball talk. Both Chicago baseball teams are in the playoffs. How are the boys handicapping the Cubs and White Sox chances in round one?

144:00 - 158:18 - Fans N Eggs fan interview segment. The boys hit the road again, visiting Payton in South Dakota.

158:18 - 158:48  - Headcount gets out the vote. Are you registered? 

158:49 - END - Outro. Gale Sayers passed away. Is Bill a big debate guy? Bubble leagues NHL and NBA are wrapping up well. (Music entering and exiting the segment are courtesy of Coach Cuse; BDN quotes are courtesy of the interwebs)