Zone-casts: I'd Rather Not

WOULD YOU RATHER: Play exclusively narrative-driven video games, but have your only save constantly deleted right before the final level and you can never find out how it ends OR have all music you ever listen to have the audio skipping every 3-5 seconds and it only effects you?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Become world famous for starring on a reality show, but a large majority of people hate and resent you OR be the inventor of a widely popular product, but you never receive credit, don’t profit form it, and no one will believe that you made it?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Wake up feeling refreshed and healthy after only one hour of sleep a night but every time you wake up there’s a spider the size of a quarter crawling somewhere on your body or face, or have all your sleep be restless sleep where you never wake up feeling refreshed but you’re…

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Be able to replicate somebody’s movements by just watching them but keep forgetting stuff or have super strength and need to consume the amount of calories it takes to maintain all of that muscle?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have clothes that constantly disappear or live with a crushing, irrational fear of elevators?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Have the world’s most successful farm, but one night every month you must stay the night alone as all the crops come to life and try to kill you or work at a Fortune 500 company that operates under Highlander rules but they keep hiring more people at the start of the…

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WOULD YOU RATHER: Be followed during every every waking moment by a mosquito that will bite you every 2 weeks and is constantly buzzing around your head or be stung by a bee five times a week?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be stuck in a timeshare presentation run by your high school bully or be stuck at a company barbecue with just your boss and the weird guy from work?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Be forced to begin every conversation by farting loudly for a minimum of four seconds or only be able to go to the bathroom in an adult-sized litterbox no matter where you are?

WOULD YOU RATHER: Live in constant fear of being grabbed by a Temple Guard from Legends of the Hidden Temple or live with a chronic allergy that changes every hour and you never know what it will be next?