Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau schooled Donald Trump on tariffs over a dinner at Mar-a-Lago and then Trump stuck him with the check while Susan Collins believes Pete Hegseth must have a full vetting process before he’s given the keys to the defense department and drives it off a cliff.

President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to run the FBI Kash Patel wants to go after those who helped Joe Biden rig presidential elections (except the last one, which Trump won) while Hunter Biden is pardoned for helping his father rig presidential elections (except for the last one, which Trump won).

Some of President-elect Donald Trump’s Cabinet picks are being threatened with violence, which is a sad state of affairs (and even sadder state of cabinet picks) while Rudy Giuliani tries to postpone his court date to settle what he owes two Georgia poll workers to attend the inauguration of the guy who put him in this pitiful position.

Director of National Intelligence nominee—and Russian propaganda parrot—Tulsi Gabbard gets a big fat “Nyet” from Nikki Haley while Senator Tammy Duckworth finds the selection of Pete Hegseth for Defense Secretary indefensible.

Oklahoma Superintendent of Schools brings Trump bible into classrooms, claiming it will save America from ruin, while Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump’s AG pick, saving America from ruin (for now).

Dr. Mehmet Oz has been tapped to lead the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (expect those programs to be replaced with a bucket of leeches) while World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon has been chosen to head the Department of Education (expect schools to start teaching classes like Half Nelson 101).

By tapping two of the most unqualified Americans to be Secretary of Health and Human Services (Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.) and U.S. Attorney General (Matt Gaetz), Donald Trump turns MAGA into MAGATTA Make America Grind All Their Teeth Again).

Donald Trump takes another detour from reality by daydreaming about Al Capone sleeping on a MyPillow while Kamala Harris tells a crowd in Michigan that she will suffocate the Trump campaign with HerPillow on Election Day.

Kamala Harris appears on “Saturday Night Live” to appeal to young men who think woke is a joke while Donald Trump says “Saturday Night Live” is a joke that no one stays a-woke for anymore. 

Donald Trump is tickled burnt orange after receiving a good luck call from Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orban while Kamala Harris calls the United Auto Workers to tell them: “Baby, you can drive my car.”