Donald Trump sits for an interview with Tucker Carlson who eschews fact-checking for fawning while Kamala Harris intercepts Bret Favre’s Hail Mary praise of Trump.

Donald Trump seeks to make hate while the sun shines in Wisconsin by campaigning from a cheesy garbage truck and Kamala Harris opens her “I’m-not-Joe-Biden” routine in Las Vegas.

Donald Trump boasts that his Madison Square Garden rally drew more people than live in New York City while Kamala Harris’s speech on the Ellipse was eclipsed by a Biden boo-boo.

Donald Trump spent a good part of his rally at Madison Square Garden dissing the island country of Puerto Rico while Kamala Harris was in Texas, talking about helping the middle class, keeping abortion legal, and deporting Trump to Puerto Rico.

After former chief of staff John Kelly revealed that Donald Trump said Adolf Hitler was A-OK in his book, Kamala Harris laced up her shiny jackboots and prepared to kick some fascistic butt.

Donald Trump fires the French fry fryer while working at McDonald’s for 30 minutes while Kamala Harris claims she owned and operated a McDonald’s restaurant when she was 8 years old.

19 days until armageddon!: Donald Trump trades in his trademark rally speech for tap shoes while Kamala Harris goes on Fox News and breaks into an un-patriotic rendition of “Stars and Stripes,” called “Spars and Strikes.”

Kamala Harris releases her medical report and it’s 100% joy while Donald Trump says he doesn’t need to release his because he’s fat as a fiddle.

Donald Trump talked to Putin several times after leaving office but refused to talk to “60 Minutes.” However, Kamala Harris did sit down for an interview and managed to dodge more questions than Trump has dodged bullets.

Trump returned to Butler, PA where he got shot in the ear and gives his adoring fans an earful about Kamala Harris, who went on a podcast called “Call Her Daddy” to promote her socialist agenda that promotes stealing from the rich and giving to the poor.