1 Minute Political Update

Elon Musk’s DOGE runs into a DOJ roadblock that will temporarily stop them from turning the federal government into “Nightmare on Elm Street” while Pam Bondi has been empowered to go after perpetrators of anti-Christian violence (unless, of course, it’s committed by recently released January 6 rioters).

President Trump has threatened to slap a 25% tariff on Canadian goods as well as change the Canadian national anthem to the Village People’s “YMCA” while Democrats decry defunding USAID, claiming worldwide disease would spread faster than Elon Musk’s lies on X.

President Trump says common sense tells him that diversity hiring at the FAA is the reason for the plane crash over the Potomac River while common vindictiveness is behind his plan to fire several FBI officials.

More than a dozen federal prosecutors who worked on the criminal cases against Donald Trump were fired for having the audacity to follow the law while the new White House press secretary impresses with her capacity for lying through her teeth.

President Trump fired 12 Inspectors General who identify fraud, waste and abuse in government agencies because fraud, waste and abuse is what he ran his campaign on. Meanwhile, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth killed diversity, equity, and inclusion in the military, earning him the coveted White House title of Employee of the Weak.

Donald Trump seeks to end birthright citizenship even though it’s in the Constitution, but a judge slaps it down (when she really should have slapped his face) while the bishop whose sermon he gave a bad rap to turns the other cheek (when she really should have rapped his knuckles with a ruler).

Donald Trump pardoned 1500 convicted January 6 criminals, making the law-and-order party look more like the Donner Party. He also announced plans to pull the U.S. out of the WHO, which is the World Health Organization. (Though Trump thought it had to do with the Dr. Seuss Book, “Horton Hears a Who, ” believing Who-ville is a sanctuary city.)

Donald Trump held a pre-inauguration rally in Washington, DC, where he talked about taking back America from the woke left, securing our borders from the woke immigrants, and ending four long years of decline courtesy of half-awake Sleepy Joe Biden.

This week, several of Donald Trump’s nominees for cabinet positions—from Pete Hegseth to Pam Bondi—made it abundantly clear that the only way to make it to the top is by kissing the bottom of the Convicted Felon-elect. 

Incoming senior Trump administration officials are seeking to find out if career civil servants are loyal to Trump or the Constitution (they can’t be loyal to both) while The Village People plan to entertain at several inauguration events dressed as everyone from a cowboy to a policeman to a deported illegal immigrant.