1 Minute Political Update

Pete Hegseth blasted CNN for its biased coverage of the Iran war, saying he can’t wait for David Ellison to take over the news network (somewhere Walter Cronkite is projectile vomiting) while Donald Trump showered cabinet members with brand-new shoes so they wouldn’t wear sneakers to work. (If you can call what they do, work.)

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U.S. gas prices have skyrocketed but Donald Trump is thrilled because higher oil prices mean we're making money (and by “we’re” he means “him”) while the world’s fertilizer supply is blocked in the Strait of Hormuz, leading to fewer crops being planted and higher grocery prices, which Trump will blame on Biden’s open borders.

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Attacks on Iranian oil depots and Middle East energy sites have caused oil to surge past $100 a barrel and pump prices to soar (Trump says it’s Biden’s fault) while Iran has named Ali Khamanei’s son Mojtaba to be its new Supreme Leader. (Trump says there’s only one Supreme Leader: Diana Ross.)

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Donald Trump fired DHS chief Kristi Noem, replacing her with Senator Markwayne Mullin—an election denier and all-around MAGA toady—while some American military leaders have told troops that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Trump has been chosen by Jesus to bring about Armageddon. (More likely, World War III.)

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Gas prices are rising due to the Strait of Hormuz of closing, but Trump says they’ll come down once the war ends—or when pigs fly. Meanwhile Kristi Noem was grilled by senators who said she should apologize for calling murdered Americans Renee Good and Alex Pretti domestic terrorists, which she wouldn’t do. (Puppy killers are classy.)

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After U.S. and Israeli bombs killed Supreme Leader Ali Khamanei, Donald Trump said he did it because he wants freedom for the Iranian people (but not the people of Minnesota) while RFK, Jr. announced his solution for high grocery prices: buy cheaper cuts of meat. (And you thought Trump was the only stable genius.)

Hillary Clinton told the House Oversight Committee she knew nothing about Jeffrey Epstein, adding that if they wanted the truth, they’d get Trump to testify (cue the flying pigs). Meanwhile, the FBI fired 10 agents who investigated Trump's handling of classified documents after his first term (cue Kash Patel kissing Trump’s keister).

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In his State of the Union speech, Donald Trump ignored the financial struggles of millions, claiming the economy is booming (next stop, the Twilight Zone) while Ann Coulter said his patriotic message reminder her that you can’t have an immigrant as president because love for country must be in your genes (next stop, Nuremberg).

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The Supreme Court struck down as unconstitutional Donald Trump’s global tariffs—at least some of the justices realize we HAVE a constitution—while a federal court said Louisiana public schools can display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. (Too bad there isn’t one that says Thou Shalt Not Ban Books.)

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After the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts—all Trump appointees—approved his 90,000-square-foot ballroom that’s bigger than the White House (but not his ego), Trump went to Rome, Georgia where he told supporters voter fraud was rampant, adding: “Like your city’s namesake, putting together a plan to steal an election wasn’t built in a day.” 

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