The Supreme Court has followed a district court’s ruling, instructing the government to return a Salvadoran migrant it wrongly deported to a notorious El Salvador prison. Of course, the Supreme Court added that the district court also needed to respect the foreign policy initiatives of the executive branch. In other words: never mind.

A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to lift its ban on the Associated Press, allowing it to rejoin the White House press pool. Although with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt in charge, it’s more like a cesspool.

Donald Trump lowered the tariff boom on 180 countries and regions, including an island inhabited by penguins. In retaliation, the penguins placed their own tariffs on U.S. imports, including crustaceans and tuxedos.

Donald Trump is set to hit Canada with extreme tariffs that will raise prices on American consumers while at the same time piss off our neighbor to the north. He sees it as a win-win, which it is (if you’re a sado-masochist).

Donald Trump says he is very angry with Vladimir Putin for not negotiating a ceasefire in Ukraine. How angry? Trump has threatened to never send the Russian President another Valentine’s Day card.

At a Women’s History Month event at the White House Wednesday, Donald Trump crowned himself the “fertilization president.” Why? Because “convicted felon” was already taken.

While he didn’t think he did anything wrong after revealing military attack plans in Yemen in a Signal group chat, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth said he would take more precautions next time—instead of Signal, whose messages can be intercepted, he will use signal flags.

The IRS will be handing over the tax returns of illegal immigrants to Immigration and Customs Enforcement so they can track them down and then thank them for paying their taxes before deporting them.

Donald Trump has ordered Arlington National Cemetery to remove materials from its website related to Black, Hispanic, and female troops buried because to him DEI is DOA.

Donald Trump is dumping Voice America—the radio service that was set up during World War II to counter Nazi propaganda—saying American taxpayers have better things to spend their money on, like $80 bottles of Canadian maple syrup.